Dear Mr. Cook:
Hey. I thought that I would take this opportunity to get something off my chest - many years before it actually has the time to germinate.

As a loyal fan, who appreciates you as a human being, appreciates you as a musician and appreciates you as the epitome of masculinity, I have only one request. It's a small, humble request, but one that I think others, who are like-minded, can get behind.

Please, please, please - make me this one simple promise. After XX years in the music industry, do not do a reality show a la Bret Michaels... you're so much better than that.

But seriously though, if I turn on the TV and see you doing a show called "Rock the Cookie Jar" about how you're "looking for love in all the wrong places"... I may have to hunt you down and beat some sense into you.

Hug, hug, kiss, kiss.

fred