Favorite Dc Quotes

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"...and that was the easy part."
-after 1st HOLLYWOOD AUDITION

"He's just not a fan of my hair, he's jealous or something."
-after 2nd HOLLYWOOD AUDITION

"(sigh)I don't have to go get a job."
-after making top 24

"Seriously? Well, I'm glad I'm pulling something off."
-after Seacrest said he looked "extremely comfortable", Top 24

"She doesn't actually know martial arts."
- about Brooke White "superhero week"

MJ: "Eureka!"
David Cook: *hysterical laughter*

"It's nice to have people outside your circle say, 'Hey, you don't suck.'"
-Top 24 Tape

- Ryan: "Simon said you looked smug throughout. How do you respond to that?"
David Cook: "I don't."

- "I decided I had a massive skull. It was just unreal. I looked like a supervillain from Marvel Comics. ugggh."
"Archuleta! These are not two rottweilers looking for a hambone, they're UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECTS!!! Roll the tape back, we're doing it again, and I need TEN POINT IN THE KEYLIGHT!!!"
- Top 12 week BTS Ford Video

"YES!YES!YES!"

- "It was hard not to keep a straight face while staring longingly into Lord Webber's eyes."

- "Actually, Ryan. I was going to ask you the same thing. How did you prepare? Neil Diamond week." (after embarassing story) - (stealing Ryan's line)- "Lets roll the videotape."

- "I wish I could taste things."
-BTS reaction to Carly

- "Hey Archie. Wanna hear a joke? Thought so." BTS w/ Archie

- "Apparently so."
- after learning he is going to sing "First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" by Roberta Flack

- "...and I bit it... like...hard."
- most embarrassing moment

- "Did I just jump negative? What happened?"
- to Michael Johns BTS
"Based on family genetics, it'll all be gone someday, so I'm just letting it
enjoy the ride."
- about his hair

- "This was not in the brochure."
- about getting painted on in a video. paint was dripping on his pants...

- "Boxer Briefs."

- "It's gonna be weird trying to sit down and eat lunch like this."

- "Because I'm hardcore like that."

- "If it's there, I will peruse the Cosmo. You can see where it's gotten me, I'm still single."

- "What are you guys doing here?"
- at the welcome home concert in KC

- "Do you have any idea who I think I am?"
- at local TV station

- "...looking around shaking hands... I almost said shaking babies, that would have been terrible."
- Coke BTS Top 12

- "I think it'd be a huge slap in the face to everybody else who auditioned if I didn't want to win. Out of pride and respect, I definitely want to win."

- "It's all your fault."
- after winning American Idol Season 7, to brother Andrew

- "You're messing up my game, Larry."

- "I don't know anyone in this room and I'm not wearing pants."
- on Jay Leno, talking about Guitar Hero commercial shoot

- "Time will tell if I [can] bring the rock back... I can only hope that I just
get a piece of that DAUGHTRY success."
- on post-Idol music career

- " I throw it (water bottle) at five girls in the front row, none of them catch
it, and it hits production staff in the head. Are you okay, man?"
- David Cook at Tulsa American Idol's Live Concert

- "No more fan cliques, people," (Putting hands together)-"We're all about the
love, man."
- David Cook at Ford Day, talking about davidcookofficial.com

- "If I have to marry you, I have to marry everybody, and that's a polygamist, and thats just ummm - lets not go there."
- David Cook in Philadelphia, AI Tour 8/13/08
"I started this season, much to Simon's chagrin, as the Word Nerd. Now I'm at a loss for words."

"I wish... i could fly... so i could...soar... with... the birds"
*Short Pause*
*Laughs*

"He Called me Lovely" *Bites bottom lip*
-When archie said "The person filming this for me is the lovely David Cook"

"I own this room and everything in it!"

"If i can live up to my own expectations, then i exceed everyone elses"

"All of a sudden this random dude with a guitar comes walking down the isle..."
- On Regis and Kelly, talking about playing for Hillary Clinton

"Suck it Archuleta!"

"So, two thoughts come to mind. One, someone threw these on the stage in front of my mom, or Two, my mom threw these on stage"
- When someone threw a pair of panties on the stage at a concert

"... Which reminds me, guys, go out and buy PopTarts, theyre delicious..."

"The banner says C-O-OO-K... Theres only two o's, in my name... Im just kidding..."
-lol, i never really got that one, but whatever Sticking out tongue

"I lived every week to impress Simon. And if you can sing so that Simon cant say anything bad about you, youre probably doing okay..."

"...And if its any of the occasion, Syesha has a terrible sence of humor..."
-Talking about his pirate joke

"Man, this woman over here must be totally loving it. Shes rockin' out. Her daughter though, passed out long ago... thats okay..."
"Who was your favourite American Idol?"
"It would have to be that Carrie Underwood, Man"
"Wrong answer. Get back on the bus."

DC: I thought it was funny when you told Amanda that she was scary.
DA: Well, im not going to like say it to her face or something
*DC laughs*
DA: She could just kill you if you got her mad
*DC laughs again*
DC: See what im talking about?
DA: Thats not funny
DC: yeah it is
DA: no its not
DC: yeah it is!
... DC: Well this was fun. Later, man.
*Short pause*
DA: kay...

"I was wearing these... Tom Jones boots, and i found out that i could heel spin on them... And i got a little, over-zealous, and i bit it... like, hard."

Im just being me, and if that comes across as being a superhero, then guess what?...

they love me at The Gap!

You know, im always being told that i am predictable, so i thought, what could be more unpredicatble than singing the song the way it was written?

i consider myself a jack-of-all-trades and a master of none

i find Mandy Moore so attractive its disgusting...

So, the right side is the dumb side... im sorry, i didnt mean to call you dumb
- To Brooke White during an interview

DC:So, whats our names?
BW: Brooke... Brooke and Cook
DC: Thats it? Thats our superhero tanem?
BW: yes
DC: That is awesome *looks into the camera and mouths* Oh my god thats terrible
BW: I can see what you just said
DC: AW! *laughs*

Im an excellent tv watcher... and as far as eating and sleeping goes, its pretty hard to be bad at it... Anything thats bad for you... ill eat. Salads,im not a big fan of... But, you know, the big cheeseburgers and fries...

"The worst week was when we did Maddox... I was in this green lycra, thing... Theres no moral to this story, just dont make me do it again"

"I swear, if Jack Nicholson wasnt looking at the flag he was staring at the back of my head. I told my manager, i said, 'That was the coolest thing i have ever done and i never want to do it again...'"

"You has Jason Castro - even... David Archuleta - easy... And it was top 5, so i think Brooke White was there too... No?... There was alot going on at the time, i was stressed out!"
In the interview with David and Brooke, maybe top 24? "If this doesn't work out I'm gonna go do that hot dog eating contest...I think."

*Kicks a pair of panties to the edge of the stage*
Ill just...do this... We'll give 'em to Archie later... OH!!

"optimistically pessimistic".

I got you this time, Simon!
- During Hollywood week

"I was playing Madden with my little brother, Andrew. And he beat me something awful. It was like 50, 60 points, something like that. And he started gloating, 'I won! I won!' and i was like, 'No, no. thats okay. You can take Madden, Ill take Idol, we're cool.' That kinda got him a little bit, but hes been a great sport through the whole thing. And its because of him that im here."
- On an interview with Ellen Degeneres

"I do think that there's a bit of responsibility for me to make sure that I'm living my life in a way that I'm proud of and living life in a way that shows good example to my nieces and nephews and hopefully someday my kids," Cook said. "So, on that end, that's kind of how I operate. You know, if I can live a life that I feel showcases the right aspects of being a human being to the people I care about, then everybody else should just kind of follow suit."

I saw you..you spitter..

"Because nothing says love like a dog collar."

Official Website Description Of Dc's Album

I like this, describes the album and his music well:

Comment from his official website about the album: Gutsy and epic, but grounded in the personal, the songs are tailor-made for those magical moments when music, whether it be uplifting or heart-breaking, can transport you to another place, which is exactly what Cook intended. “I want my album to be an exhausting experience, in that you listen to it and have to take a breath to collect yourself, and immediately need to listen to it all over again,” he says. “I want people to hear it and feel like they just ran a 5K marathon.”

A Joke From David Cook

"Hey ___ wanna hear a joke? Did you hear about the new movie they're making about pirates? It's rated ARRRRGGG!!!!
yeah? you like that? yeah you do" ~ David Cook

HA Ha! I love it! Go to Youtube at this link to view the video:

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icvck8q__TY"]