Your own favorite bad joke

I'm also famous for beating really bad jokes into the ground. And the worse the joke the more I like it.

I'd love to hear anyone else's bad jokes. I love new material.

This has been my standby for 25 years:

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines.

If DC was to be in a movie...

What role from a famous movie (new or classic) would you like to see David in - assuming he can act. Which I'm assuming he probably can.

I'd like to see him play Westley in "Princess Bride." Gotta be the idea of the mask. Plus, he already has the pants. (Ha ha.) And I'd like to see him swordfighting.

And to see him flash that smile while wearing that mask...I too would fling myself down a steep embankment to be with him.

Yes - I think he's make a great Dread Pirate Roberts.

Anagrams

You get some good results when you run "David Roland Cook" through http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/. (Or any other anagram program out there.)

The funny thing is that both ROCK and IDOL are in his name.

I think being a word nerd he'd probably find a lot of them pretty funny.

(Or run your own name. That's a good time killer too.)

Hello (Pun intended - get it?)

I'm still coming down from the show in Salt Lake on the 14th. Sorry about the knee! But that was still a killer move! And the perfect photo for my wallpaper.

(Lucky guitar.)

Anyway...if you aren't planning on seeing the concert, change your plans. Find the money someplace, even if you have to eat Ramen Noodles for a month. Or take the bus to work. Or sell you great-grandmother's priceless antiques. Because the whole show is worth it. (And I'm not being paid by American Idol or PopTarts.)

I expected to just bide my time until David Cook, but the whole show was great. Evan my grumpy husband had a good time.

I mean it. If there are a couple of people on your Christmas list that you've never really liked...just leave them off and use the money for concert tickets. Sell your plasma. Put all your possessions on ebay.