I'm looking for a list of quotes but can't seem to find one anywhere. Mostly looking for something inspirational or insightful but funny ones are good too!

well theres the whole pirate joke thing

its rated arggggggggggggggghhhhh

haha.

Here's a few I like:


"I think it'd be a huge slap in the face to everybody else who auditioned if I didn't want to win. Out of pride and respect, I defiantly want to win."


"What's more unpredictable than being predictable?"


"It's good to know there's someone outside of your circle that says, Hey you don't suck!"

Here's one!

"Who boos safety?"


Haha!! I love that one!!!

I think you could mine the songs he's written for the best ones. Off the top of my head, I think of:

"Take a minute just to breathe, and think of everything you wanted and what you got instead"
"You are, for contradiction's sake, everything I ever wanted but swore I'd forget" (wording may be a bit off here)
"If you want to know the truth, you make or break my day"

oh heres one the on idol the question asked was if he was single and his answer:
"What camera do i look into...YES YES YES"

haha my fave quote!