You don't really lose your tabloid virginity unitl you make it into the National Enquirer (keeping with today's virgin theme!).

I'm stealing this post from another thread:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/david_cook...ikewalker/64144

I LOVE IT. LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT!!!! I'm like a proud papa! "MY BOY JUST MADE IT INTO THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!
No more tabloid VIRGIN anymore!!!!!
Btw, I'd be surprised if David has any hang-ups like that! This is tabloid heaven! Not damaging, just funny! And it gets his name out there! I LOVE IT!

The article is kind of mean, but that's tabloids for you. Simon Cowell wrote in his Idol autobiography that Kimberly Caldwell used to do this, too. I hope he just heard about it secondhand and wasn't following her around.

(Although I am beyond pissed at Simon right now - this is like the Nigel thing, I won't let it go, just humor me right now - that book is very funny and has tons of dirt on the first three Idol seasons).

This just seems to be Nat'l Enquirer fluff, and I find it hilarious! And you know what, if it's true, this could be the ONE flaw David has! We finally found it! LOL!
Seriously, David is just way to well adjusted and seeminlgy free of hangups for anyone to take it seriously, and if they do, it would be quite an amusing quirk for him to have!

Hey, once you've been seen in your tighty-whities on national TV (Guitar Hero commercial) and millions of YouTube downloads..............

Oh, man, too funny. Well if it's in the Enquirer it MUST be true, haha! And Scott, when I first saw your topic starter, I thought Cookie lost the Regis/Kelly vote! Hope he finds this funny, too (if he knows about it, that is).

hehe...that's great! seriously, if the "GH" commercial wasn't enough, then i honestly dont know what is!! this article is too funny , its actually quite cute!! i love the whole 'lead-in' approach...its classic XD

Party on Scott! I agree...appearing in the National Enquirer for the first time is something to be celebrated. It means he's a bona fide super star now. As far as tabloid fare goes, this article was fairly tame. Given that it was the National Enquirer, I actually found it to be quite humorous.

This can't be for real.

No one in their right mind would be turned off and/or be making barf signs.

This guy is just jealous.

HILARIOUS!!!

Thanks for finding and sharing, Scott!

When I saw it was the National Enquirer link I thought the article was going to be worse than what it was actually. I figured it be like David fathered Bigfoot's baby or something lol

And I highly doubt he'd do what they said considering how we've all seen how he keeps self-consciously pulling his shirt down so as not to show any tummy lol But who knows. Maybe he struts his stuff in dressing rooms only. lol And who in their right mind would be making barfing sounds seeing Cookie in his undies? I mean there are plenty of people who'd pay to see that!

So his one flaw might be that he prefers to change his clothes out in the open for everyone to see. I'm thinking not everyone here would call that a flaw.

We all know he doesnt wear tighty whitely undies anyway. He wear boxer briefs. So there. LOL

Haha! True!

Apparently he only wears the tighty whiteys when playing guitar hero lol

Well I guess you know you have really hit the big time, when you are in the National Enquirer! LOL!

That was pretty funny, Thankyou for posting Scott!

Thanks for sharing...

help! I can't read the article... when I click on the link it displays HTTP 404 not found....

Sorry, but if I was in that store and the employee went to close the curtain while DC was changing, I'd have her FIRED for that!!! "C'MON--LEMME SEE!!"

Here try again
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/david_cook...ikewalker/64144

What I wouldn't GIVE to have been in that Store!!!!! O.M.G.!!!!!!!! DC is no longer a TABLOID VIRGIN And...maybe he'll win the VIRGIN AWARD for the RELLYS!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SCOTT! WHY WEREN't U AT THAT STORE!!!!!!! I've never in my LIFE Bought a National Enquirer and I'm going to HAVE to have that one! Holly Crap Santa Claus!

me too, this link doesn't work

[quote name='annette' date='Aug 27 2008, 08:33 PM' post='367929']
Here try again
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/david_cook...ikewalker/64144

I still can't...

and when I try going to www.nationalenquirer.com only..

it says

Page unavailable/under construction

I tried FF and IE still can't... huhu... I want to read/see that...

i don't believe anything that is written in the national enquirer.

I seriously hate the Enquirer. I would have more respect for them if they went out of their way to gets pics of the alleged stripping in public

A. What red blooded American salesgirl would willing offer to close the curtain??? and...

B. Where the heck were people's cellphones? Picture please.

I don't know what the problem - I click on hit I go right to it.

Agree on both accounts

I agree with Calicocat9! If this was true...where were the cell phone cameras! Or maybe everyone was so enjoying the show they didn't have the presence of mind to pull out their phones!
Back to reality...this is National Enquirer. And I would also guess that if DC was shopping in LA he would have at
least one friend with him.

LMAO poor Dave. They could at least research a few facts before making this stuff up. We all know he wears boxer briefs. Oh and if this really happened someone would have sold cell phone photos to TMZ by now. If it did happen then obviously I am shopping in the wrong stores!

lol.. maybe they were assuming he wears white undies because of that Guitar Hero commerical..
drools thinking about that commerical

Well at least that cracked me up and 1.) If it was true, I wished I'd been there. 2.) Were Aliens helping him pick the jeans out? After all, what is a story doing in the Enquirer that doesn't have Aliens? Maybe the salesgirl was an Alien and that's why IT wanted to close the curtain.

^ LOL yes, where were the aliens in all this?
So ridiculous yet quite funny. One thing is for sure, David has made it!

I was not able to see the article because the link did not work for me either Annette. Christina

Hahahaha, oh man...That was rich, the National Enquierer really cracks me up sometimes. I love how blatently obvious it is that they're stories are false, and yet somehow they're still in business, that just kills me

You are so right-I GOT CASH!!!

Same here,
i wanna see the article..
i tried the direct link, nationalenquirer.com on FF and IE and it doesn't work as well!
hmm..

I thought this article was priceless! Oh, to have been in that store at that time! Thud.

By the way, bcrayne, I must admit I absolutely love your siggy. Another Buffy fan out there...and to pair her with David...sheer genius!!!

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Vamp Girl #36

The only pic I see in the link from Scott is the same one on David's iTunes studio version icons. Don't get excited for a butt shot!

im sure someone would have taken a picture of that....

I just did a copy and paste job on the article. I hope it's okay to print it. If not, please delete it.


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IDOL WINNER BARES IT ALL!
Looking every inch a loser, “American Idol” winner DAVID COOK refused to close dressing room drapes while trying on jeans at a high-end Hollywood boutique – casually exposing what Dude apparently thinks is a sex-god bod, clad in nuthin’ but tighty-whities!

When a salesgirl went to close the curtains so he could undress “in private” (hint, hint!), Cook actually refused, saying he doesn’t like being, like…uh…“closed in.”

One turned-off shopper shouted “GEEK!” as Cook continued his undie-niably lame striptease, slipping in and out of jeans and shirts like he was home alone as gob-smacked patrons made barf-signs.




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Thanks, Slayer12!

I have only 4 letters for the National Enquirer: N P N T (no picture, no talk).

so we're all in agreement that this story is utter bs!

LOL... I needed a good laugh tonight.

Okay...that is seriously funny! Although I don't know too many guys who do care if you watch...just sayin'...LOL!

Total crock LOL

as we all know If David was offending people he would fix it immediately so there is no way he'd keep curtain open and have people watching him like that
and yes he is always pulling his tees down so his tummy doesn't show LOL

I love that he was mentioned though bc he is BIG now ,
Go David
It's your birthday , Go David

a friend of mine sent me the link to a blog that takes a fuuny look at why the article hads to be fake.

http://davidcook-postidol.today.com/

my favorite part is:
David Cook is a self proclaimed “word-nerd.” He has used words such as “Negating, Contraband, Decipher, Solemn, Regression, Estranged, Proportion, Recollect, and Contradiction” in his song writing. If this story was true, he’s have come up with something like, “I have an aversion to confinements.”

Well, now we know he has definitely made it. The National Enquirer.....such a proud moment!!

Jeannine

HAHAHA Like come on!lol

Thanks for that one, totally true as david never hems and haws when speaking LOL

Well this is one of the thousands lies that will come, and his real fans,those who knows him very weel will always know that such things about him is just false.