AMEN! That's what my hubby and I say ALL the fucking time. You don't just stop looking/thinking about hot men/women just because you have a ring on your finger. If you do, then you are denying yourself...and maybe even denying your partner something great because damn, fantasies can be a HUGE turn-on.

A sexy boy saying the word "fuck" is just so...hot.

Hm, maybe I shouldn't tell him I'd leave him for David if the opportunity arose? But suggest a threesome

God, man, when I hear the "fuck"s in Creep (and the "This song is about a bitch" intro to the live version of Clean Break) I pretty much melt into a puddle of... goo, and have to go somewhere for alone time.
Bad boys are sexy. Good boys who pretend to be bad by cussing on stage are sexier.

Anywho.
All day today I've had something in my head involving pop-rocks, a certain trite law, and cherry popsicles.

And what it would be like to have sex in zero gravity.
Hmm. That would be either way too difficult or wayyy to easy.

Ooh, cherry popsicles. Leave a mark after you lick one...AND him!

WORD UP.

DC swearing is one of the sexiest things I've ever heard.

Seriously. There should be a thread dedicated to his sexy swear words alone.

Would love to hear this version if you can post it!

here:
http://community.livejournal.com/davidcookai7/


I think david should sing "SexyBack".

"Dirty Babe
You see these shackles baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way"





*thud* holy fuckballs...*drooolasjkfbahdfadMICHAELJOHNSajkfbasfhvathuddroool*

"The rest appear to be average". So that means David is *cough*above average*cough*?

I knew that guy was gifted!

I was eating yogurt. I choked a little bit on a strawberry chunk...

thanks david. you've found another way to kill me. death by fruit chunk.

David's gonna be the death of us all.

"Here lies Kimberley. She died when her body just couldn't handle the multiple orgasms that occurred while listening to David Cook sing 'The Music of Night'. At least she died very happy."

LOL I know right! between the preformances, the general sexiness, the pictures, and now his ability to kill me with death by fruit chunk...I might die...Lord knows I couldn't survive sex with the man...I'd die happy, though. So it's all good.

lol . . . . I love your siggy. I wonder how much Cookie stuff Sesame Workshop is selling these days.

(I know someone in licensing over there. I think I'll ask if their Cookie Monster sales are up.......)

Oh, I need to tell this little story... well, I probably don't need to, but I'm gonna tell it anyway.

I went to my friend's daughter's baseball game yesterday. Took my Analog Heart CD with me, so they could hear it. I know they wouldn't know who David Cook was because they barely watch any TV and I know AI is not one of the few they do watch.

So I played the CD. My friend kept asking me who it was and I refused to tell her (on the off-chance she knew who David was, and I wanted an unbiased opinion).

So, when it was over, my friend hated it but her daughter loved it. I was like, "You hate it??? Why?" She just said it wasn't her type of music. Okay, I'll give her that. Not everyone has the same taste in music.

However, like I said her daughter loved it, which proves that people can love David Cook for his music and not just because he's so sexy, you wanna fuck him right on the stage.

Oops. That wasn't part of the story.

Anyway, I showed them a pic of David, and they were both like, Damn, he's hot. I was thinking, "DUH!" So now I have recruited one new David Cook fan. Lucky for me, she's 13, so at least she won't be trying to steal my man from me.

So, after the game, I get plastered trying to get David off my mind, and now there is a video out there of me singing, "Don't Say A Word" at the top of my lungs. Obviously, getting plastered does not remove the Cook from your brain. I hope to God that video stays on my friend's cell phone and does not make the Internet rounds. Unfortunately, I think I may be SOL because the video has already been sent to my friend's boyfriend's cell phone, so I could be screwed. I hope David never sees it. I can't sing worth a crap when I'm sober. I completely butchered that song.

I need help.

I tell ya...I've only read the past two pages of this thread and I already feel a blush coming on my face. You guys are so dirty...and f-in' funny! I seriously need to come to this thread more often.

I think I need to re-read this whole thread. I need alot of time, though. It'll take a whole day between the length of the thread, some alone time, and not to mention the time spend on the floor dead of *guh*...

holy shit..is like..no one on???

*swooons*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GqZ4y0us0k...feature=related

Day Tripper is one of my fave performances. What Simon saw as "self indulgent" I saw as full on confidence and that is drop dead sexy!

ETA: I've only visited this thread a few times, it is definately an "enter at your own risk" type of thread.

Yeah...I don't think ANY of us would be able to survive ACTUAL sex with him...no way.

And the fruit chunk thing...




LOL! That's sooo hilarious If getting plastered can't get DC off the brain, what will?? LOL



Last night there wasn't ANYONE on! I was sitting here all alone by myself, wondering what had happened to everyone since you're all usually packed in here, and there's usually about 2-3 more pages made every night I was like "Oh no...they've ABANDONED the thread!"

~Steph

Holy crap.

I found this yesterday, read over it in like an hour (all 28 or 29 pages), joined, and now I'm commenting.
For starters, can you sue someone for stealing ideas? If you take away all the typing and all the words, thats my idea. Wow, I sound like a cable commercial.

I found people who think like me, except I'm not daring enough to put my dreams on here...yet.

Hey, what if David read this, and was scared. That'd be hilarious, and in my mind, cute? I don't know.

I get sad when no one's on! I get so bored, come on here to be happy and relish in David sexiness, and no one is on! I get yelled at for coming on here so much!(but my mom's crazy, and that's a whole nother story I won't get into) ya'll gotta make it worth the bitching! LOL. OMG! she just did it now! she knocked on the window and told me to get off! anyways, i won't bother you all with my crazy mother...

but to the sex thing: *daydreams*

You already know where I was last night. Getting drunk off my ass trying not to think about the mind-blowing, break-the-furniture sex I'll never have.

Don't worry, I'll never abandon this thread. I need somewhere to let out my aggressions.

I feel sorry for whoever the next guy I have sex with. I just hope his name's David, because if it isn't he's gonna be real pissed when I scream that name out.

that'll be me..

For a minute there, i thought the thread had been locked or something because i couldn't find it.
Where is everyone??? I thought i'd come back to much naughtiness today

LOL That makes me laugh because the other night when I was on, I saw Cassandra reading the thread and I knew she was a mod and I was like "Oh no...we've gone too far...we're going to get locked" But thankfully, Cassandra is just like us, yay LOL

I don't know where everyone is...it's worrying me :-\

The bigger question is...WHERE'S RHODA?? LOL

~Steph

When i posted earlier, i found this thread on Page 3!
*sniffle*

Maybe it's just a weekend thing. No one's home fantasizing about Mr Cook today. Imagine the nerve of some people...having a life outside the MB.

I haven't been here much lately and I need to update the thing I was writing if anyone even remembers... lol, seems like a lifetime ago that I started that.
Last night I do have a good excuse for not being here. I got my best rocker chick look on and spent the evening at a kickass concert and wrapped around the rockstars after the show. It was awesome.

Funny (and sad) part is, there were moments where my thoughts were totally not on the hotness in front of me... but wishing it was a certain AI contestant instead. Woulda made a hot night a lot hotter.

It did kinda inspire me to get back to the writing though.
Nothing like some time with some hot, sweaty rockstars to get the, umm, juices flowing...

It's possible to have a life away from the MB and away from David? NO! I don't believe it!

I know whenever I go to class everyday, I can't wait to get home so I can check the boards LOL

~Steph

Oh yes indeed i remember what you were writing...mmmhmmm.
And glad you had fun last night

I actually had a rather vivid fantasy about Mr Cook earlier that i might have to share.

YOU MUST SHARE! LoL We haven't had any fantasies posted for what seems like FOREVER...we're going through a drought!

~Steph

Steph... I LOOOOOVE your new sig...

Aw, thank you I wasn't sure about it when I finished it, but I like it now

~Steph

ROTFFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
i literally laughed my ass off and laughed way too loud till i woke up my cats
thanks girls, needed that






*clears throat* uhm...my best friend's been telling me this and honestly, i saw DC's bulge, yeah...it's quite alright BUT what the hell, it's not the size, it's the way you use it



BTW; last night i had a dream of our Cookie
no, not a sex dream but it came close
so what happened in my dream was,
i was in some room and was having low back pains (i'm having it in real life, so figures, it goes into my dreams) so i was hurting and suffering with it, so DC walked into the room and asked me what's wrong and so i told him and then he looked down on my back and said he's gonna make it better by giving my back a massage and i agreed with it. so while he was rubbing my back, he kept humming the song Closer by NIN, so i ignored and just enjoy my back rub, then he said "you wanna know what will cure this back pain instantly?" i turned and asked "uhm...how?" he then gave me that crooked smile and raised on of his eyebrows and said "if i FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL" then my eyes went wide and then i can't remember
BUT thanks to you girls for suggesting that song i'm forever thankful hehe

How could your brain do that to you!! That's like torture!

~Steph

i know right?!?!?!?
grrr!!!!!

BUT the look he gave me when he said that was enough to give me an orgasm, so no love's lost

btw Steph, where did you get that Creep song with the talking first? 'cause i have just the song
me want pwease *puppy dog eyes*

LOL Here it is...

http://www.4shared.com/account/dir/6240717...15/sharing.html

Click on "Axium-Alive In Tulsa"...it's under that

~Steph

arigato gozaimasu Steph!

"well Fuck you we are going to play it anyway!"

"Oh Mr Cook with your dirty mouth you must be PUNISHED!

now get on the bed and FUCK me now... "

(see what this thread and DC does to me.. )

LOL! I had the same reaction you did I could listen to his dirty mouth alllll day LOL

~Steph

Hahahaha! Oh, you guys make my day so much better!

LOL, I've been writing. Good grief it is taking way too long to get to the good part... but I'm finally getting there. I dreamed the whole damn thing the other night, and now I'm trying to remember how it went. If I had known this was going to take so long I would have put it in the fan fic area... but its here... Its still painfully dull compared to the stuff the rest of you have been writing... (thanks for that btw...) But I am finally getting there.
Currently distracted by the live version of Creep...
"I don't care if it hurts, I wanna have control..."
I think I need help.

Part three

For a moment, she had a look of total confusion... the sound of his voice had definitely gotten her attention, but she clearly had no idea who it was or where it came from. She looked at him through the TV screen, not seeing him, then looked around the room, trying to find the source. She knew she had heard a voice from somewhere. It sounded like it was in her room, but there was nobody but her in the whole house. The only possibility was from outside, through the open window. She looked outside, and the street in front of her house was bathed in the moonlight. It didn't seem that there was anyone there... So she said softly... Is someone there? Hello...? No answer. She looked around for another moment and waited. Still nothing. She said it again, and waited.
David was still standing there, out in LA, looking through that damn lens. He had to admit that the current view was intoxicating... his beautiful mystery woman leaning, bending forward to look out the window... in just that short nightie... he couldn't take his eyes off of her sweet little ass. But he wanted to do far more than just look, and if anything was going to happen, he needed to get her to turn her attention back to the TV, and to him. Without thinking how creepy it might sound, he blurted out, No... not outside... I'm right behind you!
Well, THAT definitely got her attention. She turned around fast, her eyes wide open almost in fear. Who... where are you? What the fuck is going on here? she said. She was really getting freaked out. Here was this voice, that sounded a bit familiar to her, saying he was right there in the room with her... and there was no one there. David realized his mistake in his choice of words almost instantly. He thought a bit more carefully, and then said, No, no... don't freak out. I'm not going to hurt you. Can you look over here? Look at your TV. Look into your TV... thats where I am. I know it sounds stupid... but I can see you through it, and I think if you look, you can see me too.
She moved closer, with now-curious eyes. She looked into the screen... at first all she saw was her own reflection and that of the decor of her room behind her. She blinked a couple of times, and really tried to focus. I can see you... He said. You're looking right at me. I almost feel like I can reach out and touch you. Can you see me? She closed her eyes for a couple of seconds, then re-opened them. And suddenly, there was no more reflection in the screen. There was only... him. Just David. This guy that she had never met, but had watched for so many weeks now, and had found herself so drawn to. What in hell was going on? How could someone be talking to her through her TV... especially since it was OFF? If she hadn't known for sure that she was wide awake, she would have sworn she was lost in the middle of some weird dream.
Can you see me? Can you?
His words snapped her back to the moment. Ummm... yeah, yes. Yes, I can see you... What is going on here? How...?
He cut her off. I have no idea either, he said. I saw you when I was singing tonight, it just kind of happened. I looked at the camera, and there you were. So I sang to you tonight. You were my muse. I felt your touch when you reached out to me... This is just unreal, isn't it?
She smiled and agreed. And for the next few minutes, they just talked. It was the most awkward conversation either of them had ever had, but it put them both more at ease with this whole out-of-this-world experience.
I really want to touch you, David said. I want to feel that this is really real. She moved closer to the screen, so close her nose was touching it. And the next thing she knew, she could feel his hand gently stroking her cheek. Oh. My. Hell, she thought. His touch was so soft, almost tentative at first, until he saw her reaction and knew he had succeeded. She felt his fingers slide back, gently caressing her earlobe, and then tangling in her short hair. It felt as if he was pulling her closer to him. She closed her eyes, and waited. The next sensation she felt startled her. She expected to feel the glass of the TV against her face... but it was so different, so much better than that. She felt his breath softly against her face... and then his lips on hers as he engaged her in a kiss. Soft and sweet... it only lasted for a few seconds and they both backed away, stunned in the realization that somehow the barrier between them had been broken. That feeling quickly gave way to desire, and he pulled her back to him for a much more passionate embrace. He kissed her this time with lust and urgency... wasting no time in parting her lips and teasing the tip of her tongue with his. She responded in kind. She opened her mouth wider, and felt his tongue dart in and out... playing and dancing with hers as she did the same to him. She could feel the short, scruffy hair on his face lightly scraping against her chin, her cheeks. It was just unreal. This was the most intense kiss she had ever experienced... she got lost in the power and the passion of the moment. She had her hand on the back of his head, running it thought his hair. Neither of them cared any longer how this was happening. They both just wanted more.
After what seemed like an eternity, the kiss ended, but his exploration of her mouth didn't. His four fingers caressed her cheek, while his thumb lightly pressed on her lower lip. He traced a circle, from lower lip to upper, and around again. Her lips were soft and warm, and still swollen and wet from their kiss. As he traced more circles, she slowly opened her mouth, getting more and more aroused by his touch. The next time he attempted to touch her lower lip she surprised him by catching his thumb and taking it in. Slowly at first, she began to lightly suck on his fingertip, and as her hunger grew, she eased the rest of his thumb into her mouth and sucked on it harder. She rolled her tongue around it and bit down gently with her teeth. She was looking right at him when she did this... and he couldn't describe the look on her face, but it was clear she was beyond turned on by this, and so was he. It was unspoken between them that there was something else she wanted in her mouth... and God, he thought, if it feels this good to have her suck on my finger...

Back soon!

All of you people here, I love you.

I only got to about page 17.
Totally amazing.
You are all up there in my 'Most Favorite People'.
My mind is filled with dirty Cookie thoughts.
Thank you.
Another Word Nerd over to the dark side!

Come to the dark side...we have Cookie!

Holy hell....

Why can't I go through my TV and suck on David?????

I want to know the exact same thing.

I only joined yesterday, and I'm damn happy that I found this place.

Me too
I actually had a dream about David last night.
I don't wanna go into details though

It was just a really good dream

holy hell..

Holy....

I do believe I've just melted into a puddle of goo.

*thud* i did too...

clean up on isle 69!