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BethRiot
May 1 2008, 09:40 AM
QUOTE (Rheanne @ May 1 2008, 01:39 PM) *
It's gotta make a guy feel good that so many women find him attractive and want to be with him.


Oh yeah and David
me and Rheanne here are first in line to do whatever we want with you
tongue.gif


ahah wow
i'm like talking to David when he's not reading it yet unsure.gif
Rheanne
May 1 2008, 09:43 AM
QUOTE (BethRiot @ May 1 2008, 09:40 AM) *
Oh yeah and David
me and Rheanne here are first in line to do whatever we want with you
tongue.gif


ahah wow
i'm like talking to David when he's not reading it yet unsure.gif

Let's make a cookie sandwich with our DC right in the middle of us. smile.gif

Never know--David might read it in his spare time while he's lying in his bed. tongue.gif
BethRiot
May 1 2008, 09:43 AM
QUOTE (Rheanne @ May 1 2008, 01:43 PM) *
Let's make a cookie sandwich with our DC right in the middle of us. smile.gif

Never know--David might read it in his spare time while he's lying in his bed. tongue.gif


Well David needs to make room on his bed tongue.gif
Rock 'n' Roll Soul
May 1 2008, 09:45 AM
QUOTE (Rheanne @ May 1 2008, 01:35 PM) *
It's good to know that he does about us on this forum. Maybe he will keep on doing on the things we love about him and even turn it up more! biggrin.gif

Don't feel embarrassed about what you have said on this forum. We all are expressing our thoughts and feelings about him and there is nothing wrong with that. We all think he is an amazing singer, brilliant songwriter, and awesome performer!!! The fact that we all want to f**k him is just icing on the cake for him. smile.gif

I'm not really embarrassed... Just its kind of odd to think that he actually could be aware of this, and maybe even reading it...
I really did start with just thinking damn he's a good singer... then damn, he's a friggin' rock star...
Then he sang Day Tripper and holy crap!! THAT is when "the icing" came into the picture.
Maybe we're helping him feel more and more like a rock star every day... his sex-crazed brady bunch in here, lol. Maybe we inspire some of those little things he does after all. tongue.gif
I guess its just kinda weird to think about writing more to put in here... I'm sure I'll get over it.
Since the man himself may be aware of it, I mean.
Pressure's on, lol. All of us. tongue.gif
And if you guys are first in line, I guess I'll have to settle for sloppy seconds!
Mariel
May 1 2008, 09:47 AM
QUOTE (notmylover @ May 1 2008, 12:25 PM) *
Kay guys, I have to tell you a little something...he does know about this thread. I heard it from a close (male) friend of his who reads this thread (and called it scripted porn!). He said to our boy, "millions of women from the ages of 16 to 55 want to straight rape you in every way imaginable." he said DC just smiled and shook his head. hahahah. I became totally mortified at things I have said on here (though I guess I'm far from the worst poster). Thought you all might want to know...


16-55? I know 13 year olds who want to rape him! pssh, no I'm not one...
Rheanne
May 1 2008, 09:49 AM
QUOTE (Mariel @ May 1 2008, 09:47 AM) *
16-55? I know 13 year olds who want to rape him! pssh, no I'm not one...


My guess is that he would like women in the 22 to 35 age range.
BethRiot
May 1 2008, 09:49 AM
Haha.
I told my mom that he might reads this thread and she said to tell him that she loves him and hopes that he wins
tongue.gif
Rock 'n' Roll Soul
May 1 2008, 09:51 AM
QUOTE (Rheanne @ May 1 2008, 01:39 PM) *
It's gotta make a guy feel good that so many women find him attractive and want to be with him.

I second that.
Dude... I wrote an eight part friggin' epic about it.
And I am getting inspired right now to write part nine.
Just in case he's out there waiting to see what we do next... wink.gif
BethRiot
May 1 2008, 09:52 AM
QUOTE (Rock 'n' Roll Soul @ May 1 2008, 01:51 PM) *
I second that.
Dude... I wrote an eight part friggin' epic about it.
And I am getting inspired right now to write part nine.
Just in case he's out there waiting to see what we do next... wink.gif

I wrote him a letter the other night and posted it on dear mr cook thing
and hopefully he will have time to read it.
it would be amazing if he did
biggrin.gif
Rheanne
May 1 2008, 09:53 AM
QUOTE (Rock 'n' Roll Soul @ May 1 2008, 09:51 AM) *
I second that.
Dude... I wrote an eight part friggin' epic about it.
And I am getting inspired right now to write part nine.
Just in case he's out there waiting to see what we do next... wink.gif


Is your fanfic somewhere on this forum? I would love to read it. smile.gif
BethRiot
May 1 2008, 09:55 AM
I gotta get going.
Rheanne take care of David while I'm gone wink.gif
But I'll be dreaming about him so yeah
tongue.gif
Rock 'n' Roll Soul
May 1 2008, 09:55 AM
QUOTE (Rheanne @ May 1 2008, 01:49 PM) *
My guess is that he would like women in the 22 to 35 age range.


Well he said himself that he's not down for a 17 year old... so good that he at least wants them to be legal...
And I fit nicely into that 22 - 35 age range.
Mr Cook... do you like slightly older women that have very, very active and healthy imaginations...?
You know where to find me... wink.gif

BethRiot
May 1 2008, 09:56 AM
QUOTE (Rock 'n' Roll Soul @ May 1 2008, 01:55 PM) *
Well he said himself that he's not down for a 17 year old... so good that he at least wants them to be legal...
And I fit nicely into that 22 - 35 age range.
Mr Cook... do you like slightly older women that have very, very active and healthy imaginations...?
You know where to find me... wink.gif


As long as hes down with an 18 year old than i'm good.
Rheanne
May 1 2008, 09:59 AM
QUOTE (Rock 'n' Roll Soul @ May 1 2008, 09:55 AM) *
Well he said himself that he's not down for a 17 year old... so good that he at least wants them to be legal...
And I fit nicely into that 22 - 35 age range.
Mr Cook... do you like slightly older women that have very, very active and healthy imaginations...?
You know where to find me... wink.gif


I can see him wanting someone who is confident in themselves and not afraid to live life to the fullest.
I also fit in nicely with the age range. smile.gif
I think he could find a lot of us here that would be more than willing to make him happy. biggrin.gif
Rock 'n' Roll Soul
May 1 2008, 10:00 AM
QUOTE (Rheanne @ May 1 2008, 01:53 PM) *
Is your fanfic somewhere on this forum? I would love to read it. smile.gif


Its all in this thread... I don't know where it starts. No intention of it turning into a soft core novel...
I guess maybe somewhere I knew that David was aware of it. wink.gif
It kept me going... and going... and going...
I'm like a perverted Energizer bunny. (Mr Cook, are you listening...?) tongue.gif
If you can't find it, I have it all saved and I can PM you or something.
I don't even remember what page it started on.
Rheanne
May 1 2008, 10:05 AM
QUOTE (Rock 'n' Roll Soul @ May 1 2008, 10:00 AM) *
Its all in this thread... I don't know where it starts. No intention of it turning into a soft core novel...
I guess maybe somewhere I knew that David was aware of it. wink.gif
It kept me going... and going... and going...
I'm like a perverted Energizer bunny. (Mr Cook, are you listening...?) tongue.gif
If you can't find it, I have it all saved and I can PM you or something.
I don't even remember what page it started on.


Thanks, I'll try to find it.
It is kinda fun to think that David could be sitting somewhere and reading everyword that we write about him.
It has to stroke a guy's ego to know that we all want to get laid by him--only the legal age fans of course. smile.gif
BethRiot
May 1 2008, 10:11 AM
QUOTE (Rheanne @ May 1 2008, 02:05 PM) *
Thanks, I'll try to find it.
It is kinda fun to think that David could be sitting somewhere and reading everyword that we write about him.
It has to stroke a guy's ego to know that we all want to get laid by him--only the legal age fans of course. smile.gif

Oh wow if David did really read this
probably everyday then I'd literally freak out knowing that he knows about me and all of us!
And how all of us girls love him so much! biggrin.gif
Rheanne
May 1 2008, 10:14 AM
QUOTE (BethRiot @ May 1 2008, 10:11 AM) *
Oh wow if David did really read this
probably everyday then I'd literally freak out knowing that he knows about me and all of us!
And how all of us girls love him so much! biggrin.gif


Don't freak about it! He's going to be a star--already is--and all the adoration from fans is something he has to get used to. I'm sure he will adjust to having lots of women in love and in lust with him biggrin.gif
BethRiot
May 1 2008, 10:15 AM
QUOTE (Rheanne @ May 1 2008, 02:14 PM) *
Don't freak about it! He's going to be a star--already is--and all the adoration from fans is something he has to get used to. I'm sure he will adjust to having lots of women in love and in lust with him biggrin.gif

Well atleast he knows that me and you are first in line to touch him!
laugh.gif
Rheanne
May 1 2008, 10:17 AM
QUOTE (BethRiot @ May 1 2008, 10:15 AM) *
Well atleast he knows that me and you are first in line to touch him!
laugh.gif


That's right the first in line to touch him, kiss him. . .
BethRiot
May 1 2008, 10:19 AM
QUOTE (Rheanne @ May 1 2008, 02:17 PM) *
That's right the first in line to touch him, kiss him. . .

And everything else!

Well I have to go and get some sleep!
I've been up for a while now.
I'll be back later.

Rheanne.
Take care of David!
I'll message you if I have a dream of David, k? tongue.gif
Rheanne
May 1 2008, 10:20 AM
QUOTE (BethRiot @ May 1 2008, 10:19 AM) *
And everything else!

Well I have to go and get some sleep!
I've been up for a while now.
I'll be back later.

Rheanne.
Take care of David!
I'll message you if I have a dream of David, k? tongue.gif


Sleep well and sweet dreaming. biggrin.gif
Rock 'n' Roll Soul
May 1 2008, 10:27 AM
QUOTE (Rheanne @ May 1 2008, 02:05 PM) *
Thanks, I'll try to find it.
It is kinda fun to think that David could be sitting somewhere and reading everyword that we write about him.
It has to stroke a guy's ego to know that we all want to get laid by him--only the legal age fans of course. smile.gif

It starts all the way back on page 21... LMAO.

Strokes his ego... among other things!!!
And guys... you're first... but save me a little something, k...? wink.gif
I think the girls from this thread should get, umm, top priority and the first spots in that line.
Since he knows about us and all the things we want to do, that is...
Rheanne
May 1 2008, 10:32 AM
QUOTE (Rock 'n' Roll Soul @ May 1 2008, 10:27 AM) *
It starts all the way back on page 21... LMAO.

Strokes his ego... among other things!!!
And guys... you're first... but save me a little something, k...? wink.gif
I think the girls from this thread should get, umm, top priority and the first spots in that line.
Since he knows about us and all the things we want to do, that is...


Thanks, I'll have to check it later.
Definitely want stroke a something else too. tongue.gif
Yeah, top priority to all of us on this thread--we're the ones that could give him the most satisfaction. smile.gif
YouCookedMe
May 1 2008, 10:37 AM
May I make everyone faint with this?



Chelsey loves Cookie
May 1 2008, 10:39 AM
QUOTE (Rock 'n' Roll Soul @ Apr 30 2008, 01:41 PM) *
Ok, Chelsey... since you thought of it, you get to be first on the list of fangirls to rub on him... I'm first with the whip... K?




Is that a request? LMFAO!!! J/K!!!


1) YAY!
2) yes...*looks around*

QUOTE (SaucyAussieCookFan @ Apr 30 2008, 09:04 PM) *
Ladies, tonight, while I was watching the results show, as nervous I was, when David was standing there with Ryan, he was cracking his neck again and there was this one second that would make a fabulous sex-face screenshot LOL Yes, while I was scared to death of hearing his results, I noticed that laugh.gif When the results are posted on here to download I'll try to cap it so I can post it in here laugh.gif

~Steph

omg! that was my first thought! I was like " oh god! we are so gonna be all over that tomorrow!"
Rock 'n' Roll Soul
May 1 2008, 10:40 AM
QUOTE (Rheanne @ May 1 2008, 02:32 PM) *
Thanks, I'll have to check it later.
Definitely want stroke a something else too. tongue.gif
Yeah, top priority to all of us on this thread--we're the ones that could give him the most satisfaction. smile.gif

As if he doesn't already know that...
He's a smart boy on top of everything else he has going for him.
I'll be waiting for my backstage pass, David...

From now on, lets talk to him through this thread... since he reads it and everything... wink.gif
Is that ok with you, David...?
notmylover
May 1 2008, 10:42 AM
QUOTE (Rheanne @ May 1 2008, 09:35 AM) *
It's good to know that he does about us on this forum. Maybe he will keep on doing on the things we love about him and even turn it up more! biggrin.gif

Don't feel embarrassed about what you have said on this forum. We all are expressing our thoughts and feelings about him and there is nothing wrong with that. We all think he is an amazing singer, brilliant songwriter, and awesome performer!!! The fact that we all want to f**k him is just icing on the cake for him. smile.gif


Yeah, well, I probably shouldn't be speculating on the size of his, uh... beautiful instrument. I also don't want him to think we only care about his looks, 'cause to me, that is only one part of the uh...total package.

But guys, I never said he reads it, just that he knows about it (it is by far the most X-rated fan thread I have seen for him, after all, so it makes sense one of his buddies would mention it, what guy wouldn't?). It would probably scare the shit out of him, though! I mean a few (hundred) women lusting after you would probably be great, but a few million might be a little much for anyone to handle...tho' of course, I'm sure it's flattering.

And, yeah, the "16-55" comment was not intended to suggest he actually wants to have sex with anyone underage, like at all.
Chelsey loves Cookie
May 1 2008, 10:53 AM
QUOTE (notmylover @ May 1 2008, 10:42 AM) *
Yeah, well, I probably shouldn't be speculating on the size of his, uh... beautiful instrument. I also don't want him to think we only care about his looks, 'cause to me, that is only one part of the uh...total package.

But guys, I never said he reads it, just that he knows about it (it is by far the most X-rated fan thread I have seen for him, after all, so it makes sense one of his buddies would mention it, what guy wouldn't?). It would probably scare the shit out of him, though! I mean a few (hundred) women lusting after you would probably be great, but a few million might be a little much for anyone to handle...tho' of course, I'm sure it's flattering.

And, yeah, the "16-55" comment was not intended to suggest he actually wants to have sex with anyone underage, like at all.


I would hope not. that would be creepy.

I can wait at least a year. laugh.gif

so I guess I should give up my first in line to rub on him position...*grumbles* *sits and waits a year* dry.gif
Rock 'n' Roll Soul
May 1 2008, 11:02 AM
QUOTE (notmylover @ May 1 2008, 02:42 PM) *
Yeah, well, I probably shouldn't be speculating on the size of his, uh... beautiful instrument. I also don't want him to think we only care about his looks, 'cause to me, that is only one part of the uh...total package.

But guys, I never said he reads it, just that he knows about it (it is by far the most X-rated fan thread I have seen for him, after all, so it makes sense one of his buddies would mention it, what guy wouldn't?). It would probably scare the shit out of him, though! I mean a few (hundred) women lusting after you would probably be great, but a few million might be a little much for anyone to handle...tho' of course, I'm sure it's flattering.

And, yeah, the "16-55" comment was not intended to suggest he actually wants to have sex with anyone underage, like at all.

I know... I know... hehehehe... Just a little speculation that if he knows about it, and were to have a free moment (very rare for him right now I'm sure) that curiosity just might get the best of him...
If he were to read it, I wonder what his reaction would actually be. I'm thinking some kind of cross between flattered, freaked out, and turned on... lol.

I can only speak for myself but I am not at all like the stuff I've written in here...
This thread has just been fun as hell to come to and let out all those pent up female frustrations.
Something tells me that just because we know he's aware of it and could read it if he chose to,
we aren't going to stop... wink.gif

Beautiful instrument... total package... its just impossible to not throw the innuendos around when it, uh, comes to this guy, isn't it???
And Chelsey... a year really isn't that long to have to wait... *moves up a spot in line*
Chelsey loves Cookie
May 1 2008, 11:32 AM
QUOTE (Rock 'n' Roll Soul @ May 1 2008, 11:02 AM) *
I know... I know... hehehehe... Just a little speculation that if he knows about it, and were to have a free moment (very rare for him right now I'm sure) that curiosity just might get the best of him...
If he were to read it, I wonder what his reaction would actually be. I'm thinking some kind of cross between flattered, freaked out, and turned on... lol. I can only speak for myself but I am not at all like the stuff I've written in here...
This thread has just been fun as hell to come to and let out all those pent up female frustrations.
Something tells me that just because we know he's aware of it and could read it if he chose to,
we aren't going to stop... wink.gif

Beautiful instrument... total package... its just impossible to not throw the innuendos around when it, uh, comes to this guy, isn't it???
And Chelsey... a year really isn't that long to have to wait... *moves up a spot in line*


1) agreed
2)I know..but dry.gif


oh, and I am so not some crazy fangirl like this in real life ,either. Anyone I know would be pretty shocked at how much they don't know. I always get called adorable (even by some random chick at the fair. lol.) and cute and shy and sweet and nice and easy to talk to and funny and whatnot...but there's alot they don't know. lol. It's just nice to be able to vent...
Kimberley
May 1 2008, 12:06 PM
I just want to say... David, if you're reading this, I am legal, and I will do anything you ask wink.gif Just make sure to leave my name with the security guards backstage (*cough*Duluth, Georgia*cough*).

Just sayin'
notmylover
May 1 2008, 12:11 PM
QUOTE (Kimberley @ May 1 2008, 12:06 PM) *
I just want to say... David, if you're reading this, I am legal, and I will do anything you ask wink.gif Just make sure to leave my name with the security guards backstage (*cough*Duluth, Georgia*cough*).

Just sayin'


haha. This totally cracked me up. Make sure to wear something slutty!
xoqbanteaseox
May 1 2008, 12:18 PM
OMG someone told me about this thread and i HAD to 'come.' I'm tired of the AI boards always poofing my threads. So glad there are others that love to talk about doing David!!! tongue.gif
Rheanne
May 1 2008, 12:26 PM
QUOTE (xoqbanteaseox @ May 1 2008, 12:18 PM) *
OMG someone told me about this thread and i HAD to 'come.' I'm tired of the AI boards always poofing my threads. So glad there are others that love to talk about doing David!!! tongue.gif


This is the place to be if you want to f**k David. tongue.gif
Rock 'n' Roll Soul
May 1 2008, 12:33 PM
QUOTE (Kimberley @ May 1 2008, 04:06 PM) *
I just want to say... David, if you're reading this, I am legal, and I will do anything you ask wink.gif Just make sure to leave my name with the security guards backstage (*cough*Duluth, Georgia*cough*).

Just sayin'

I second this...
Hartford... Worcester... Providence... Bridgeport...
Any or all of the above.
Your choice... just let me know, k??? LMAO!!!

Chelsey... I'm a lot like you when I'm not online, or more specifically in this thread. People who know me wouldn't believe that I would say stuff like that in an open forum... At least I am completely anonymous, lol.

And I just thought of something. OK, we're told that he knows about this, but not for sure that he reads it. Food for thought... Someone tells you that there is a forum out there where people of the opposite sex are writing near-pornographic fantasies about things they want to do with you... Wouldn't you possibly get curious and want to check it out for yourself...? I'm just sayin'. I don't know... he might not be interested in it, who knows. Oh, wait a minute... he's a young, SINGLE (YES YES YES), red blooded American male... he must be curious.
Just out of speculation... if he read mine and all the things that went on all over the AI studio...? Holy crap!! Oh lord... He still has to sing in there!!! I wouldn't want any of that to be on his mind--unless I'm there with him of course, lol...
So David-- if you haven't read it yet... save it until the show is over!! laugh.gif

Again... this is just my mind wandering...

QUOTE (xoqbanteaseox @ May 1 2008, 04:18 PM) *
OMG someone told me about this thread and i HAD to 'come.' I'm tired of the AI boards always poofing my threads. So glad there are others that love to talk about doing David!!! tongue.gif

I LOVE IT... We are NOTORIOUS...
BEST. THREAD. EVER.
Seriously... I don't know of another board that would let anything like this go on.
It rocks.

QUOTE (Rheanne @ May 1 2008, 04:26 PM) *
This is the place to be if you want to f**k David. tongue.gif

That's why we call it the happiest place on earth...
Hell with Disneyland. I'm far more interested in Mr Cook's Wild Ride, thank you very much...
Rheanne
May 1 2008, 12:36 PM
I would love to experience Mr. Cook's Wild Ride anytime. I'm ready for it.
Chelsey loves Cookie
May 1 2008, 12:37 PM
QUOTE (Rock 'n' Roll Soul @ May 1 2008, 12:33 PM) *
I second this...
Hartford... Worcester... Providence... Bridgeport...
Any or all of the above.
Your choice... just let me know, k??? LMAO!!!

Chelsey... I'm a lot like you when I'm not online, or more specifically in this thread. People who know me wouldn't believe that I would say stuff like that in an open forum... At least I am completely anonymous, lol.

And I just thought of something. OK, we're told that he knows about this, but not for sure that he reads it. Food for thought... Someone tells you that there is a forum out there where people of the opposite sex are writing near-pornographic fantasies about things they want to do with you... Wouldn't you possibly get curious and want to check it out for yourself...? I'm just sayin'. I don't know... he might not be interested in it, who knows. Oh, wait a minute... he's a young, SINGLE (YES YES YES), red blooded American male... he must be curious.
Just out of speculation... if he read mine and all the things that went on all over the AI studio...? Holy crap!! Oh lord... He still has to sing in there!!! I wouldn't want any of that to be on his mind--unless I'm there with him of course, lol...
So David-- if you haven't read it yet... save it until the show is over!! laugh.gif

Again... this is just my mind wandering...


I LOVE IT... We are NOTORIOUS...
BEST. THREAD. EVER.
Seriously... I don't know of another board that would let anything like this go on.
It rocks.


That's why we call it the happiest place on earth...
Hell with Disneyland. I'm far more interested in Mr Cook's Wild Ride, thank you very much...

I've created a monster almost as big as the one in David's pants...
biggrin.gif

SaucyAussieCookFan
May 1 2008, 12:41 PM
OMG! laugh.gif I left at noon today and there were 39 pages, and now there are 42. I think the thread is back up and rolling again LOL

QUOTE (notmylover @ May 1 2008, 12:25 PM) *
Kay guys, I have to tell you a little something...he does know about this thread. I heard it from a close (male) friend of his who reads this thread (and called it scripted porn!). He said to our boy, "millions of women from the ages of 16 to 55 want to straight rape you in every way imaginable." he said DC just smiled and shook his head. hahahah. I became totally mortified at things I have said on here (though I guess I'm far from the worst poster). Thought you all might want to know...


LOL...in a strange way, I like that he knows about it laugh.gif lol: But embarrassed at the same time lmao

QUOTE (Chelsey loves Cookie @ May 1 2008, 02:32 PM) *
oh, and I am so not some crazy fangirl like this in real life ,either. Anyone I know would be pretty shocked at how much they don't know. I always get called adorable (even by some random chick at the fair. lol.) and cute and shy and sweet and nice and easy to talk to and funny and whatnot...but there's alot they don't know. lol. It's just nice to be able to vent...


Chelsey, I'm totally just like you. The only person I'm this fangirl-ish around is my best friend. I'm always the shy one, or the quiet one, the nice one, etc...if only they knew what I talk about on here laugh.gif It's like I'm living a secret life LOL

~Steph
Chelsey loves Cookie
May 1 2008, 01:01 PM
QUOTE (SaucyAussieCookFan @ May 1 2008, 12:41 PM) *
OMG! laugh.gif I left at noon today and there were 39 pages, and now there are 42. I think the thread is back up and rolling again LOL



LOL...in a strange way, I like that he knows about it laugh.gif lol: But embarrassed at the same time lmao



Chelsey, I'm totally just like you. The only person I'm this fangirl-ish around is my best friend. I'm always the shy one, or the quiet one, the nice one, etc...if only they knew what I talk about on here laugh.gif It's like I'm living a secret life LOL
~Steph

oh i know! Isn't it fabulous?!

I kinda love that he knows about a thread started by little ol' me! lol. We're connected! We should get married. laugh.gif

omg! all the BTS stuff cookie's in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfuxwVpcwAE

and I'd just like to say that there's a guy in my class who has David's lips, facial hair, and arms and sorta talks like him....and while I'm not really attracted to him, I think if he wore a hat like cookie and lowered it over his eyes (do you get what I'm saying?) he'd sorta look like david...basically..cut cookie's face off at the bottom of the eyes and leave the bottom half of his face and you got the kid and then I would totally suck his dick. ohmy.gif LOL

but I had a dream about Jason last night and i guess I could explain it more, but i will say that it involved rainbows of pretty colors and dreads and Cookie randomly walking by and we were in my garage. it was random.
Rock 'n' Roll Soul
May 1 2008, 01:06 PM
QUOTE (Chelsey loves Cookie @ May 1 2008, 04:37 PM) *
I've created a monster almost as big as the one in David's pants...
biggrin.gif


Holy shit, Chelsey!!

You should have put a warning up before that picture...

He is just SO blessed.

Holy hell. Sweet dreams to me tonight, and more inspiration for part nine, or something brand new.

And you go ahead and marry him... just be aware that he's got me on the side, ok??? tongue.gif
SaucyAussieCookFan
May 1 2008, 01:09 PM
QUOTE (Chelsey loves Cookie @ May 1 2008, 03:37 PM) *
I've created a monster almost as big as the one in David's pants...
biggrin.gif



How did I miss that picture while I was going through the theads?? ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif

My jaw dropped to the floor when I saw that laugh.gif

QUOTE (Chelsey loves Cookie @ May 1 2008, 04:01 PM) *
but I had a dream about Jason last night and i guess I could explain it more, but i will say that it involved rainbows of pretty colors and dreads and Cookie randomly walking by and we were in my garage. it was random.


Yay, I'm glad I'm not the only one who has dreams about Jason laugh.gif I HATE that I keep dreaming about Jason, but not about Cookie :lol

Like I said the other day, I was making hemp jewelry and I think the hemp reminded me of Jason's dreads...or that he smokes the equivalent of hemp... rolleyes.gif LOL

~Steph
Chelsey loves Cookie
May 1 2008, 01:10 PM
QUOTE (Rock 'n' Roll Soul @ May 1 2008, 01:06 PM) *
Holy shit, Chelsey!!

You should have put a warning up before that picture...

He is just SO blessed.

Holy hell. Sweet dreams to me tonight, and more inspiration for part nine, or something brand new.

And you go ahead and marry him... just be aware that he's got me on the side, ok??? tongue.gif


I know. he's got millions of chicks on the side! lol

who knows, maybe I'll round you all up and we'll have a "party". lol. He's got the wife (me) and all his girlfriends.
Meganbrianna
May 1 2008, 01:11 PM
Oh, holy shit. I think I may have died, spontaneously orgasmed, and had a heart attack at once.

Thanks, David. You have me a spontaneous heartgasm.
Chelsey loves Cookie
May 1 2008, 01:15 PM
QUOTE (Meganbrianna @ May 1 2008, 01:11 PM) *
Oh, holy shit. I think I may have died, spontaneously orgasmed, and had a heart attack at once.

Thanks, David. You have me a spontaneous heartgasm.


laugh.gif

it happens everytime he preforms.

QUOTE (SaucyAussieCookFan @ May 1 2008, 01:09 PM) *
How did I miss that picture while I was going through the theads?? ohmy.gif ohmy.gif ohmy.gif

My jaw dropped to the floor when I saw that laugh.gif



Yay, I'm glad I'm not the only one who has dreams about Jason laugh.gif I HATE that I keep dreaming about Jason, but not about Cookie :lol

Like I said the other day, I was making hemp jewelry and I think the hemp reminded me of Jason's dreads...or that he smokes the equivalent of hemp... rolleyes.gif LOL

~Steph


I have a hemp necklace i made and i was looking at it b4 bed. lol. maybe that's why..
Meganbrianna
May 1 2008, 01:15 PM
QUOTE (Chelsey loves Cookie @ May 1 2008, 05:14 PM) *
laugh.gif

it happens everytime he preforms.


...and smiles. And breathes. And laughs. And talks. And moves. And wears sweatpants that show off his Cookie Monster. wink.gif
Saraaa
May 1 2008, 01:16 PM
AHAHAHAHAHA
LOL laugh.gif laugh.gif
You guys crack me upp! This thread is great!
*hugs whoever started it*
wub.gif
Gaah, i won't even go into my lustful toughts about DC

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

wub.gif wink.gif
Chelsey loves Cookie
May 1 2008, 01:16 PM
QUOTE (Meganbrianna @ May 1 2008, 01:15 PM) *
...and smiles. And breathes. And laughs. And talks. And moves. And wears sweatpants that show off his Cookie Monster. wink.gif


laugh.gif
Rock 'n' Roll Soul
May 1 2008, 01:16 PM
Ok... more inspection of that picture...
Geez, I'm still hyperventilating... among other things.
I know they say that the size of a man's feet aren't necessarily an indication of the size of his...
But in this case... damn.
Looks right to me.

Can't wait for the party.
David, the wife and his girlfriends... hehehe...
Looks like he can, um, handle us, don't you think??
And remember, I'm the one with the whip.
Chelsey loves Cookie
May 1 2008, 01:18 PM
QUOTE (Saraaa @ May 1 2008, 01:16 PM) *
AHAHAHAHAHA
LOL laugh.gif laugh.gif
You guys crack me upp! This thread is great!
*hugs whoever started it*
wub.gif
Gaah, i won't even go into my lustful toughts about DC

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh

wub.gif wink.gif


as master of this thread, i command you. *cracks whip*

seriously. don't be shy. LOL

QUOTE (Rock 'n' Roll Soul @ May 1 2008, 01:16 PM) *
Ok... more inspection of that picture...
Geez, I'm still hyperventilating... among other things.
I know they say that the size of a man's feet aren't necessarily an indication of the size of his...
But in this case... damn.
Looks right to me.

Can't wait for the party.
David, the wife and his girlfriends... hehehe...
Looks like he can, um, handle us, don't you think??
And remember, I'm the one with the whip.


oh sorry...*kisses feet* *hands you whip*

I think he can handle us all...for a while too...or atleast he's gonna have to. unless we can throw a few of us on there at a time..
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