Hi! I haven't had a laptop in almost three months now (ah, people who rob college kids' apartments are such fabulous people) and I just bought a new one today. I came across this site and I about jumped out of my chair and screamed (from both too much coffee and my adoration for the person this site's all about)!

So, that's that
I'm Court, by the way.

Cheers!

hi and welcome!

WELCOME!

Really unlucky about having the laptop stolen.. These people should have their toes snipped off I swear!

Uh huh, it sucks! Especially considering it was a Macbook.
I'm all for cutting off some toes...care to join me?

Heck yeah, I'm up for cutting toes off the people who stole my new best frand's 'pooter. Ugh. People suck.
Anywho, I'm Megan (obviously) anddd.... I, uh... I'm kinda pervy. But in a funny, loveable way. Just ask anyone.
Nice to "meet" you.

We're just gonna start a group for people who enjoy cutting off toes. Heck, why stop at toes?

Ahaha, you are pervy, the whole jewel comment cracked me up. But so am I. It's all good.

Welcome!! I'm Cassandra.