Topic: 301 Reasons to Vote for David Cook
Posted: Mon, May 05 2008, 9:53 AM
From a David Cook fan site. I won't list all of them, but here are a few (click here for the rest):
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away David Cook invented the force.
All Polar Bears are left handed.
All roads lead to David Cook.
And on the 8th day God created David Cook.
As a practical joke, David Cook was not elected prom king.
Bo doesn’t know David Cook, but he’d like to
Bruce Lee was so fast that they had to slow the film down so you could see his moves. David Cook is faster.
Charlie Chaplin once won 3rd place in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest. David Cook took first place.
David Cook actually invented the George Foreman grill
David Cook actually kicked Chuck Norris’s but didn’t tell anyone because he didn’t want Chuck to be sad.
David Cook actually saw, captured, and then released big foot.
David Cook adores babies.
David Cook always calls his mother on Mother’s Day.
David Cook always get a Yahtzee on his first roll.
David Cook always gets inside jokes.
David Cook always has the last laugh.
David Cook always puts the seat down.
David Cook always wins at tether ball. Always.
David Cook and Johnny Depp hang out all the time.
David Cook and Superman once fought a battle to the death. It ended in a draw and Superman bought David a beer.
David Cook ate the rest of Ozzy’s bat.
David Cook beats Rock, Paper, and Scissors.
David Cook believes every day should be casual Friday.
David Cook brought the frankincense.
David Cook built the pyramids.
David Cook can beat most people at DDR with one foot in a cast.