He looks tense in this one

Tense but definitely sexy...
*drools* ooopss sorry!

PICCIES!

and um....I think we have something FREAKY here....

You know how David auditioned in Omaha, right? *everyone nods in agreement*

Well....look at the first picture....it's blurry, but you can still make out what it says...*hint: it starts with an "O"...


"*in manly voice* Hmmmm, who's gonna pick up my car?" *sees Valet Parking Signage behind him, as well as Archie* "Archuleta, my good man...er...boy....take this SUV of mine to the parking garage....be back in five minutes, and I'll give you a cupcake!"

"Oh BOY! Would I ever!!!" *runs to SUV, starts it up and backs it up, rams into oncoming traffic* "Oops..."

*David C. sees the crash*

"ARCHIE!!!!!"

HAHAHA!!! Gotta taste the saltiness my dear... (that didn't sound right)
Gimme some of those! Want to have a taste of the salted, roasted and original all natural DAVID.

I'm dying here! These new pictures are AMAZING!
Thank you to whoever posted them and to whoever took the tags out.

WOW! - He is one fine cookie!

yes...especially because in the first picture....you see that they come from....OMAHA! GAH! *runs away at the irony of it all*

haha!!

OMFG! HOW DID I MISS THIS?!?!??!??!?!?!?!

I seriously can't stop laughing at how I missed THIS on the package! *falls out of chair and dies in laughter*

WARNING: This is very wrong for children's eyes....

Oh yeah that would definitely make me happy if David was the man involved.

HAHAHA!!! How can you miss that???!??!!
That was the most descriptive part of the experience....of eating David... I mean eating David's seeds... I mean David's all-natural salty seeds... errrrr I mean David's Sunflower Seeds from Omaha.

lol there are instructions on the back saying "Congratulations! You're a Seeder!" then "How To Eat David's Seeds" and "David - Eat, Spit, and Be HAPPY!"

and then they say "Experienced spitters usually put all the seeds in their cheek and switch it to the other side with their tongue for ulitmate enjoyment!"

I swear...this is gonna ban me from the site...

Oh my! Talk about ultimate enjoyment. That bag of David's seeds is going to get us into some serious trouble here.

Whoa, maybe his fanbase has gotten to the Sunflower Seed company?

That really is.... hmmm.

EDIT: Stephy, you missed my comment before (page back) -- that was before I realized they were roasted and salted, but it just proves even with a clean mind it can't be clean. Yikes. Okay!

he looks sooooooooo good.
its not fair..
thanks for the pic.

Yeah....intense, huh?


Did I mention they had three flavors? Original, Ranch, and BBQ FLAVORED??!!!

Talk about a spicy seed!

Bleh, I've gotta finish that movie, not stare at the seeds....


Yeah....I should put that in my siggy....I'll be like "I've got David's Seeds....and no one else can! HAHA! *runs away with seeds in hand*

I swear, I'm still freaked out that they're made in Omaha....

Weird right? The wonders of Mr. Cook (on us).

haha I didn't miss it...I just chose not to reply to it...because I knew that these seeds were made for spittin'....and that's just what they'll do...one of these days, these SEEDS are gonna be spat all over you!

I love breaking into song....

Someone from the factory saw David there for his audition and the rest is history.
He has that effect you know.


And man, why can't a guy like THAT be walking down MY street??

-THUD- Omfg...

This is the reaction I had, TRUE STORY:

Me: *singing along with the studio version of Music Of The Night, toward the end of it*..."The power of the music of the niiiiiighhhh....OOOOMG, DAVID!" I seriously just did that. That long note turned into an "OMG" without even a break in the note lmao

~Steph

I've been asking myself the same question for the nth time...

haha I know....I live in suburbia....blehtown....no one even SEEMS attractive here...*sigh*....that's why I've got that David-look-a-like from work...that'll hold me over.....

....he should be back for me anyday now....*waits in store for David to whisk her away to Hot n' Perfect Land*

Haha... I had a similar reaction to this one!
I was scrolling down the beautiful pics, clicked the other perfect smirk one to my background, "Wow, how gorgeous... Aw adorable... gorgeous..."
then this one came up and I went "WHOAAAAAAA!" ...dhudshfosdnfosdfnsd.
And I tried to add it as a second background image, then I thought, wait, I can't have more than one at a time, ugh! SO I just saved it.

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maybe I'm a little slow, but what are these screen caps from??

American Idol did interviews of the top 5
Laters
jen

Oh haha...thank you!

And what do you guys think of this?

I love the expression on his face in this one

This is from the top 5 video made by AI. The link to it is somewhere on the forum.

You know...I thought I was bad, but I'm cheese in comparison to you guys. You guys give a whole new dimension to dirty thoughts. And I love it.

I'm in love....*sigh*

Oh, my God. Look at those boots! I know fashion magazines emphasize having one stand-out color piece in a neutral ensemble, but I don't think that's what they meant...

don't hit me but I do not like those boots. but he does look beautiful...

No hitting here. Solid black would've been much better.

OMGGGGGGGG!!! Those boots are the shit!!! I love his gray ones too!

Something about rocker guys mixing up their outfits with cowboy boots REALLY gets me!!

He style is freakin awesome!


Ugh, the only thing guys wear around here is Wranglers with skoal rings, torn flannel shirts, and dirty nasty baseball hats.

I actually like the boots

I'm sure, in about three or four days, I'll look back at that picture and be like "You know...they aren't that bad. They're kind of cool." It took me that time to get used to the Michael Johns ascot scarf thing.

I think that's a little bit of the native Houston coming out of him. He knows there'll always be at least a small modicum of Texas in him.

I do too! Those are just awesome. They sorta look like the Thunderbird logo. Hah.

hahaha, the boots are er interesting...

You want me to 'Jessica Simpson' this car up? You sure? Alriiiight...*gets sponges, mop, and red bikini*

I'll be ready in a minute....

That's going to be someone's future Photoshop project, I have a feeling.

Not mine....I would die of laughter before finishing.....I know it...



....or maybe....I could....*runs off to get Jessica Simpson pic*

I actually LOVE the boots! They were the 2nd thing I noticed...notice I say 2nd

~Steph

ahh..David...Car...funny feeling in funny place


Oh the things I could do to this man on a car.

"YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT ON THE CAR?!?!?!"

"YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! GETTA STEPPIN MR!"

"OH ALRIGHT, IF YOU SAY SO"

::cracks whip::

that little bit alone did it for me!

Ok, I made a pic...but I think it's just too funny to post....if you want me to post David-Jessica Simpson-Cook, then say so!

So which pair of pants is this?

LOL...I think you should post it. I'm already picturing it in my head and laughing

~Steph

Okkaaaaayyyyyy....I used the funniest expression too for his face....I swear, today's been a BAD day for me in terms of being mature about him....