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It sounds dirty but i promise it's nothing more than an old interview biggrin.gif

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Friday, 16 May 2006
Interview with David Cook

David Cook, formerly of Axium, just released his first solo album. He has such an amazing voice and lyrics that always seem to tug at your emotions. He's just one of those writers that always seems to find the perfect way to present what he's feeling that everyone can relate to it. David recently took some time during the middle of the night in May of 2006 to answer some questions for us.


Nags: David, first I want to thank you for taking the time to answer these questions for us. I know you're a busy man, so I really appreciate it.

David: Any time. I'm a media whore, anyway, so this works out perfectly for me.


Nags: OK, so, this has to be a bittersweet time for you. For the past seven years, you've been fronting a band called Axium. You recently played your last show with Axium, and then right around the same time you released your first solo album. How has all this gone for you?

David: Axium was an amazing ride. I was fortunate that my first band ever was one that saw some realtive success outside of the high school parties that the band originated from. I love the guys to death, and I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss it from time to time. Plus, we couldn't have asked for a better fan base. It's a feeling I can't really explain adequately, when someone finds something for themself in a song you wrote about your own experience. The solo album is, so far (crossing fingers), doing well. Initial feedback has been positive, and as soon as I finish relocating to Tulsa, OK, I'm hoping to get some shows set up to support it. This album has been a labor of love for me. There's so much stuff that needs to be done on a consistent basis....It's a trip, man, but I'm loving it.


Nags: You are also playing in a band right now called Midwest Kings, how is that treating you?

David: MWK is the best band on the planet. Quote me. It's refreshing to be playing with some new musicians, playing new tunes, and meeting a new fanbase. I've been very lucky to get into a group with phenomonal fans. And the guys in the band, I've known for awhile, so while everything is new, it's also very comfortable.


Nags: So, this new cd. I see that it's 10 songs. Are you planning on touring behind it at all? And where can people hear it/get their hands on it?

David: I am going to work on getting some sort of a tour together, although it will be limited to the midwest for the first go-round. The CD itself is on sale now at cdbaby.com, and will be up on iTunes within a month or so.


Nags: I always like to find out what people are currently listening to. It's a great way to find out about bands that we may never have heard of. So, what's the top 5 cd's that you've been listening to lately?

David:
Acceptance - Phantoms
A burned CD of Flight of the Conchords
David Cook - Analog Heart (SHAMELESS PLUG) (**M=L Note: Click to go to Amazon DOT COM to buy the MP3 version of the cd**)
Revis - Revis
Jim Gaffigan - something with 'pale' in the title


Nags: What are your thoughts about downloading of music - let it be legal or illegal? Do you see it as a tool or as a crime?

David: that's a tricky subject. I can see both sides. Music is, in my opinion, the most emotionally-stimulating medium alive. It's meant to be accessible to anyone. I think the whole legal/illegal side of it is too touchy to touch on, other than to say Illegal is illegal, whether or not it should be banned. Hell, in Missouri, it's illegal to give or recieve oral sex. So laws can and sometimes are trite. Downloading, on any scale, should be viewed by industry as a tool. The problem is, most industry point fingers and don't offer any viable solutions to capitalize. Myspace, I think, got it right, to some degree. through their database, Aerosmith is of the same device as the hippo rapists from Butte, Montana. Every band is accessible to the same extent. Now, all that needs to happen is the bands need to figure out how to use that to their advantage. Some already have.


Nags: So, I know you're about to move, but have been in residing in Missouri lately. And I know the state nickname is "The Show Me State". Just what exactly are we showing you?

David: In grade school, I was taught precisely what that meant. Currently, though, I have no idea. Let me check the internet.....hold on...

This info taken from http://thelibrary.springfield.missouri.org...es/moshowme.cfm The Missouri State Archives web site gives several theories as to the origin of Missouri’s unique nickname:
"There are a number of stories and legends behind Missouri's sobriquet "Show-Me" state. The slogan is not official, but is common throughout the state and is used on Missouri license plates. The most widely known legend attributes the phrase to Missouri's U.S. Congressman Willard Duncan Vandiver, who served in the United States House of Representatives from 1897 to 1903. While a member of the U.S. House Committee on Naval Affairs, Vandiver attended an 1899 naval banquet in Philadelphia. In a speech there, he declared, "I come from a state that raises corn and cotton and cockleburs and Democrats, and frothy eloquence neither convinces nor satisfies me. I am from Missouri. You have got to show me." Regardless of whether Vandiver coined the phrase, it is certain that his speech helped to popularize the saying. Other versions of the "Show-Me" legend place the slogan's origin in the mining town of Leadville, Colorado. There, the phrase was first employed as a term of ridicule and reproach. A miner's strike had been in progress for some time in the mid-1890s, and a number of miners from the lead districts of southwest Missouri had been imported to take the places of the strikers. The Joplin miners were unfamiliar with Colorado mining methods and required frequent instructions. Pit bosses began saying, "That man is from Missouri. You'll have to show him." However the slogan originated, it has since passed into a different meaning entirely, and is now used to indicate the stalwart, conservative, noncredulous character of Missourians."

...Couldn't have said it better myself


Nags: If you had the chance to play a show with a group of musicians of your choice (living or dead), who would you choose to fill out a band?

David:
Vocals - me, because I'm a self-indulgent little shit, if not me, though, Raine from Our Lady Peace
Lead Guitar - Synester Gates from Avenged Sevenfold
Rythym Guitar - The Edge from U2 Bass - Geddy Lee (...of a SALESman!)
Drums - Tommy Lee


Nags: What was your first tape/record/cd?

David: Oh jesus... Kris Kross. I hate myself already....


Nags: What was your last tape/record/cd?

David: Acceptance - Phantoms Amazing album. It's epic. Makes me want to jump off a bridge, just to get the rush, you know?


Nags: A lot of people are stating that ROCK is DEAD. What do you think?

David: ROCK is not dead, it merely lies in a comatose state, frozen in some cryogenic lab. It'll actually be unfrozen in 2026, along with Rasputin's penis, and the head of Ted Williams....no, seriously....


Nags: And the question that everyone gets, if the statement, "You are what you eat" was true. You would be a what?

David: Right now, my hand...I'm f'n hungry. In fact, I'm leaving to go eat. So, in closing, I'll leave you with a quote from Will Ferrell, heard originally on SNL: "I'm outtee 5000! Take it sleazy!"

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He makes being slightly aggorant incredibly sexy, doesn't he?
pirate skittles!
wheee! HE LISTENED TO ACCEPTANCE! happy.gif

hahaha, thanks for putting this up. =D

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Nags: A lot of people are stating that ROCK is DEAD. What do you think?

David: ROCK is not dead, it merely lies in a comatose state, frozen in some cryogenic lab. It'll actually be unfrozen in 2026, along with Rasputin's penis, and the head of Ted Williams....no, seriously....


ahaha, that made me really laugh out loud, seriously. XD
LoveStoned
he can be a self-indulgent little shit all he wants.......Lord knows the man is that damn good!!! Oh I loved this....great interview!!!!


laugh.gif @ Kris Kross and I hate myself already.
cookielust
he's quite funny. haha. i like that he's a media whore, too. enough with the brooding musicians already!
Zandra
I think the article been posted few times already but once more doesn't hurt, that interview was so roflmao.

Rasputin and law quotes = <3

I'm wondering if he wants to change his quote about media whore after few months.. he's got more media time than he can handle lol.
CookRockLove
He is a messed up man...and we like him that way, right ladies? tongue.gif
T.C. Robson
Only those who have read this article would understand that topic title and be able to thoroughly laugh at it. laugh.gif The 'Rock is Dead' response is purely classic.
cookie-monster
QUOTE (T.C. Robson @ May 17 2008, 10:55 AM) *
Only those who have read this article would understand that topic title and be able to thoroughly laugh at it. laugh.gif The 'Rock is Dead' response is purely classic.


That's the reason i titled it as such biggrin.gif and yea rock is dead response....it made me made me laugh

Is it bad i'm jealous of the interviewer who got to hear david talking about oral sex??
ilovecookies08
iom gonna be laughin at this for a loooong time.. just like the pirate joke.. lol.. david is so classic!!!
englishrose123456
QUOTE (cookie-monster @ May 17 2008, 07:10 AM) *
David: ROCK is not dead, it merely lies in a comatose state, frozen in some cryogenic lab. It'll actually be unfrozen in 2026, along with Rasputin's penis, and the head of Ted Williams....no, seriously....



Hahahahahahaha! Love it! You can't beat a b-aaaaaaaaaaarrrrggggggghhhhhh-tender for a sense of humour!
jovi86
Very funny indeed!

Thank God I don't live in Missouri!!!!!! ohmy.gif
April
That's funny he listed Jim Gaffigan's Beyond the pale. It's my favorite comedy record, and the only Person/Comedy tour I've seen life. Hilarious!!
annie702
QUOTE (jovi86 @ May 18 2008, 02:51 PM) *
Very funny indeed!

Thank God I don't live in Missouri!!!!!! ohmy.gif


If only you knew how many states have a version of that "trite law." Thank goodness for prosecutorial discretion.
Skns
love it !!
davidisdevine
I love that this article shows how fully formed and mature David already was then, not to mention consistent. "Trite" is still one of his favorite words, for instance. Plus his debating skills are very much in evidence here, as in " that's a tricky subject. I can see both sides" which he then proceeds to argue effectively. Finally, both his wonderful sense of humor and facile ability to express his thoughts are shown brilliantly in this piece.

A fun read!
streve
I saw oral sex and then I read the first line...then I frowned.
CanadianCookie
PMG...that was the funniest interview I've ever heard!
I never laughed so hard in my life right now!!!!
Thanks so much for posting that!
Must suck to live in Missouri!! LOL!!
annie702
The hubs and I were discussing what on earth Rasputin's penis had to do with cryogenics and couldn't come up with any rational association. Help, please!
smallville
QUOTE (davidisdevine @ May 19 2008, 08:11 AM) *
I love that this article shows how fully formed and mature David already was then, not to mention consistent. "Trite" is still one of his favorite words, for instance. Plus his debating skills are very much in evidence here, as in " that's a tricky subject. I can see both sides" which he then proceeds to argue effectively. Finally, both his wonderful sense of humor and facile ability to express his thoughts are shown brilliantly in this piece.

A fun read!


i definitely agree.... indubitably! smile.gif
Wisty
Interesting interview. I liked seeing how he responded to questions pre-idol. He really hasn't changed. While arrogance isn't the sexiest quality in a man, he's all right :giggles:

I like that he used "trite." I happen to like that word myself. He is definitely a creature of habit with his word use. It's cute.
kaliah
Hahaha. Loved that interview!
smile.gif
ForeverCook
haha interesting interview!!! soo funyy
thanks for postingg itt! xxx
citylights
I love acceptance, its upsetting they broke up sad.gif
wyldatheart
It always puzzles me when someone thinks DC is being arrogant or smug. He's confident, sure, but he also has a wicked sense of humour, especially directed at himself, (remember him talking about his twenty-five hairs) and what some may perceive as arrogance, I read as him simply keeping it real by not taking himself too seriously.

Not criticizing anyone, just an observation, as we've been hearing the 'smug' or 'arrogant' epithet bandied around for months now, a la Simon Cowell, and I think DC's about the most down to earth, humble, and UNSMUG performer/ star-in-the-making I've ever seen. Confident, yes. Well mannered and wickedly funny? Absolutely. Smug or arrogant? nope nope and nope....


.....unless of course he's being ARRRRRRRRRHHHHhogant! And some of that humour comes from having been a Barrrrrrggghhhh tender, too, naturally.

Oh sometimes I just crack myself up. laugh.gif Maybe it's time to post some of MY fiction.
anii
I love reading these old pre-Idol interviews; he was as gritty yet intelligent back then as he is now.

Re: arrogance - my take on this interview is that he was taking the piss out of himself.
Val
QUOTE (cookie-monster @ May 17 2008, 03:10 AM) *
Nags: If you had the chance to play a show with a group of musicians of your choice (living or dead), who would you choose to fill out a band?

David:
Vocals - me, because I'm a self-indulgent little shit, if not me, though, Raine from Our Lady Peace
Lead Guitar - Synyster Gates from Avenged Sevenfold
Rythym Guitar - The Edge from U2 Bass - Geddy Lee (...of a SALESman!)
Drums - Tommy Lee

I seriously nearly had an annurism (sp?) when I read that...Avenged Sevenfold is my favorite band...I love those guys to death, and the fact that mentioned Syn made me WAY too happy for my own good.
Jesscookie
now the qn is.. how did he find out oral sex is banned.. haha

from reading the law site?tongue.gif
Amy2694
loves.. that slight arrogance is SO hot with him.. i want more stuff of him from pre-idol!

QUOTE (wyldatheart @ Jun 1 2008, 06:39 PM) *
It always puzzles me when someone thinks DC is being arrogant or smug. He's confident, sure, but he also has a wicked sense of humour, especially directed at himself, (remember him talking about his twenty-five hairs) and what some may perceive as arrogance, I read as him simply keeping it real by not taking himself too seriously.

Not criticizing anyone, just an observation, as we've been hearing the 'smug' or 'arrogant' epithet bandied around for months now, a la Simon Cowell, and I think DC's about the most down to earth, humble, and UNSMUG performer/ star-in-the-making I've ever seen. Confident, yes. Well mannered and wickedly funny? Absolutely. Smug or arrogant? nope nope and nope....


.....unless of course he's being ARRRRRRRRRHHHHhogant! And some of that humour comes from having been a Barrrrrrggghhhh tender, too, naturally.

Oh sometimes I just crack myself up. laugh.gif Maybe it's time to post some of MY fiction.



haha.. ok, yes i totally agree with you! it's his sense of humor.. i love it. it's brilz for sure.. he is very unique if you ask me. wink.gif
vickih
I find him incredibly sexy.

the books and word smarts, TOTAL turnon.
purpleorchids
I'm loving that he picked Tommy Lee for drums in his dream band!!! I am a huge Crue fan!!! Thought DC would be too young to know who he was. I'm really digging David Cook wink.gif Since he mentioned the drummer from Motley Crue, is anyone else out there going to Cruefest??? and American Idol?? MEEE!
Sugarfoot
omg. HAHAHAHA.
Love him.
So funny. Such a hot self-indulgent little shit.

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David: ROCK is not dead, it merely lies in a comatose state, frozen in some cryogenic lab. It'll actually be unfrozen in 2026, along with Rasputin's penis, and the head of Ted Williams....no, seriously....

^Where the heck did he get that?? hahahaha

ooohhh god I love him and this article.
Thanks for sharing this!
annie702
QUOTE (Sugarfoot @ Jun 2 2008, 07:13 AM) *
^Where the heck did he get that?? hahahaha

I have no clue...the hubs and I were discussing what on earth rasputin's penis has to do with cryogenics and couldn't make any logical associations.
Mom who loves David Cook
I loved this!! I'm gonna ask on the KC radio station question post if he still considers himself a "self- indulgent little shit". laugh.gif I bet he's gonna freak when he realizes his stalker fans are reading all this old stuff!!
Dizzy4David
I think its cool that he'd pick Tommy Lee for a drummer!!! I think Tommy and DC are pretty Hott, but I've said it before its kinda the scruf Hott!!
BethRiot
Lmao
Kris Kross

I love it
kayraine
Gahhhh DC talking about oral sex in a very casual way == sexyyyyy!!! LOL
Zandra
QUOTE (Jesscookie @ Jun 2 2008, 04:58 AM) *
now the qn is.. how did he find out oral sex is banned.. haha

from reading the law site?tongue.gif

Because he is David Cook. He knows things.

Being honest, I thought about that too laugh.gif Really, downloading music and oral sex shouldn't have anything in common lol.
Saira Cook
Love it.. I never read it before.. Thanks..
Starrlight
QUOTE (annie702 @ Jun 2 2008, 07:28 AM) *
I have no clue...the hubs and I were discussing what on earth rasputin's penis has to do with cryogenics and couldn't make any logical associations.



I don't think it was meant to be logical tongue.gif
knowell
love this meeennn... more interviews pllsss..
OrangeFlavoredCool-Aid
Major props for DC liking Acceptance. I loved and still listen to Phantoms a lot... Wish they would have stayed together...


CookieNookie
QUOTE
Hell, in Missouri, it's illegal to give or recieve oral sex.


WOW, remind me never to move to Missouri! How on earth did David live there? My assumption is that he has broken that law on plenty of occasions. laugh.gif
What a great interview. Thanks for posting it.
burnsy77
Greetings from a fellow "Show-Me State" resident!!!! Loved this interview.....and the fact that he's a self-proclaimed "self-indulgent little shit"......I found that highly amusing. And that he would put Tommy Lee on drums......Mmm, Mmm, Mmm. Cookie & Tommy Lee........what a thought!!!
annie702
QUOTE (CookieNookie @ Jun 8 2008, 12:37 PM) *
WOW, remind me never to move to Missouri! How on earth did David live there? My assumption is that he has broken that law on plenty of occasions. laugh.gif
What a great interview. Thanks for posting it.


Hate to break it to ya...MO is not the only one!
BSDCfan
QUOTE (CookieNookie @ Jun 8 2008, 06:37 PM) *
WOW, remind me never to move to Missouri! How on earth did David live there? My assumption is that he has broken that law on plenty of occasions. laugh.gif
What a great interview. Thanks for posting it.


There are a bunch of us that break the law in MO! On a regular basis!! tongue.gif

Starrlight
QUOTE (CookieNookie @ Jun 8 2008, 12:37 PM) *
WOW, remind me never to move to Missouri! How on earth did David live there? My assumption is that he has broken that law on plenty of occasions. laugh.gif
What a great interview. Thanks for posting it.


Several states have anitquated Blue Laws on the books. It's illegal in Georgia too.
blue_sky78
QUOTE
Nags: What was your first tape/record/cd?

David: Oh jesus... Kris Kross. I hate myself already....


That made me literally laugh out loud! laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif He's hilarious!

lindzluffsacookie
That whole interview was sexy. Especially the arrogant parts.
Tlatz
Thanks for sharing that! I LOVE that line from Will Ferrell...I'm outtie 5000. Take it sleazy. LMAO!
Cooked For Cook
Oh man does he make me laugh. laugh.gif He is one hell of a funny man. I love that he calls himself a media whore. he.he.






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