Ooo instead of kidnapping, we could draw up and contract, fold it over, and get his signature, as a fan, and then show him what he's just signed...
Mwah ha haaaaa

Mormons.

How many of us is there? Chip together for my travel on the boat, and I'm quite sure I could house you all in my van so long as you don't mind a life-support machine tugging along too

If I ever meet DC, which is very unlikely, he's signing my trilby! I love a guy in a trilby hat. I squeeled every time I saw him wear one in the Top 24 stages.

And Polly - you need to introduce me to some of your friends!

Kylie xx

Hahaha!

Evil! Genius!

Pure genius - what shall we write into the contract

Mormons - thats it - isn't David A a mormon or have I imagined that? Also thought Brooke was as well???

I like the guyliner he had on for the finale, and the nail polish from one of the vids I saw on youtube. And the Day Tripper look but I think that is mostly cos that's the week he used the talkbox which was the hottest thing I have ever seen!




Cookie Road trip - I'm in! I can drive a mini bus so I can be the getaway driver when we kidnap him.

Hahaaa, I've got an image of DC realising that he's just signed his life away!

I'm off to bed now folks, got a long day tomorrow! I'm going out tomorrow night to celebrate my birthday (which isn't until Thursday! Lol) so I won't be on here tomorrow night. I'll miss you all loads tho

Nighty night! xxx

Yeah they are. I'm not sure whether Mormons can practice polygamy these days.

I am an evil genius, or slightly intelligent type..or just mad...
I haven't decided!

Oooo Neil Diamond Week!

I think so, he's from Utah where there is quite a large Mormon community - including the Osmonds!!

Our plan is totally coming together now - yay!


Night Carly! Have fun tomorrow, talk to you Thurs

Night and happy birthday for Thursday

Night night Carly

So, how exactly will we kidnap him?

I meant to go to bed early tonight but somehow I'm still here!

I am actually going to leave the house tomorrow night and go to the cinema but i might try to sneak on and say hi!



We offer him a drink and slip a sedative in it?

Hmmm, this'll require careful planning. How about we just haul him into the waiting back of the van after he's signing autographs? There's quite a few of us, I think we'll have the strength to do it!


I know, I don't have anything to get up for, but still I try to leave here earlier and it never works!

Have fun at the cinema Hee, do say hi if you get a minute!


Oooh, much better plan than mine.

Drug him. Perfect!

My god! if he ever read this, we'd all end up in jail!!

He'll certainly run quickly in the opposite direction!

All you'd have to do to me is give me 5mls of "pink wine" otherwise known as CHAMPAGNE - I'm drowsy as heck.

Kylie xx

We'll plead insanity - any judge would buy that!

Haha drug him, WOW I really hope he never reads this thread! Lol

Night Carly!

I have Wednesday off, I'm only a point 6, so only in three days, so will no doubt stay up for a bit yet!

Imagine his face if he read our thread...honestly....*shakes head in disbelief* and I think I'm one of the worse! Argh Nooo, DC I didn't mean it! I'm normal really

LMAO!

But also, hmmm. Maybe we should stop discussing the kidnapping plan!

The saddest part of this is that they would!!

Yup the insanity thing is obviously true!
Ok so maybe we just charm him into running away with us cos we're such pretty, smart, witty, intelligent women?

I couldn't find a picture of him actually using the talkbox so this is the next best thing.

David, i'm normal too... honest!!

Haha plead insanity, few years from now, all of us, with night gowns and bunny slippers, in a home...watching DC on TV getting more and more famous, and then one is of cracking and believing DC is infact Jeff, the janitor...

It'd be amusing, that for sure...

I'd just claim stupidity, it wasn't me I didn't do it, what, where? The In-ter-net..Who's David Cook, some actor?

Yum yum yum - any more pictures to lust over?

BTW its completely his fault we're like this - look what he's reduced us to?!!!

OK - this time I'm really going - night all.

Lol! All we'd have to do is show them the collective hours we've logged on here and they'd never doubt it!


Night!

I'm determined to get a picture of him actually using the talkbox, I might end up having to screen cap it. Will look more tomorrow. Night!

You don't even need to be insane. All you've got to do it put on a lot of weight and pretend to cry. That got a classroom assistant out of assaulting me, and out of hell on the stand.

Sorry... talking about court cases hits a trigger in me.

Kylie xx

Polly that would never work! They'd see right through you little tricks and onto the pure evil genius that is you! I would then claim that I was forced against my will by you, to assist in your evil plan!

I'd totally walk!

OMG, just to go totally off topic - anyone watching Big Brother? WTH is wrong with Alex? She will not shut up! Everything she's saying is so hypocritical too... argh! Why am I watching this show, it's making me mad!

It may work...I mean I play dumb really well, as long as they didn't check my IQ, then they would think I was some sort of evil genius (it is weirdly high and I don't know why!) Wow, that rhymed...


OK, I would take the fall, but I'd play so many mind games on DC that he too would crack, and end up in the mental home with me, we;d have matching jimjams, it'd be ace

I havn't watched a single episode yet! I'm soooo proud of myself

You're better than me! I wish I hadn't watched any!

I wouldn't really let you take the fall. I'd stick with you seeing as the kidnapping is technically my fault.... i'm too nice!


Turn off the telly Ali, its the only way.

It's off now! (Of course it's finished, but still...)

I've sky plus'd them but not watched one yet



I'd crack under pressure and admit anything - so put me on the stand first and the rest of you will walk!!!

Haha, you shouldn't have told us that!
Now will do all manner of dirty deeds and blame you for all of them!
*goes to buy leopard print thong*

We wouldn't do it... or would we?!!?? Mwahahahaha!

Ha, hilarious! Was just looking at my average posts per day, which is 11.09, which I thought was quite high and then I looked at Polly's which is 57.something! Lol!

I'm averaging at 34 per day!

Yeah, okay, I have no life...or I type to fast, or I like the sight of my own typing (kinda like the sound of my own voice)...

Right girlies, I a going to bed, so catch ya on the flipside...y'all...

Night, night Polly

That's also ridiculously high!


Heehee, we love you for your mad posting-ness!

I'm off too - night all!

Night Polly and night all - I'm off too

xx

Tis true

And night, night Ali

Honey I'm home

Morning everyone...

Well, I thought I'd get a lie in but naturally woke up at 7.30Am...not a happy bunny...Maybe I'll have a nap later though

Everyone got an exciting day?

Morning Polly
I've been up since 7am! Nothing planned for today... think I may watch a movie this afternoon though.

How about yourself?