Well, I have been trying so hard to stay clean but I may aswell succumb to the inevidible and move to Gutter Lane.

It is a spectacular city - I had lunch at the BT tower the other day and the views from there are amazing

Hahaaa, imagine if we all passed out or pretended to pass out! I think DC would probably freak out!



Dooooo it!

haha i love the London Eye idea... lol he might get dizzy tho ahh i Love londoon..oxford street is amazee x

I can't stop laughing! That would be the funniest thing ever.




Right then... I'm off house hunting!

You wont catch me passing out... you'll just have me singing at the top of my lungs!

Kylie xx

I'd get him drunk and take him to a gig, get dancing...from the sound of it he dances as bad as me so we can look like idiots together! lol

Lol, I can imagine!

You seriously haven't seen a bad dancer until you've seen me! I really shouldn't even call it dancing to be honest. I could totally win Britain Hasn't Got Talent.

If he gets dizzy, he can pass out on my knee. I got an A on an essay about getting stuck in the lift once.

Kylie xx

See it would be an ace night all round then! Bad dancing and booze, who could ask for more..well and Mr Cook!!

LMAO!



Bad dancing, booze and Cook? I am so there!

I wonder what kinda drunk he is... I could imagine him being a very loud one! And I bet he loves everyone as well.

That sounds like a plan. I can throw some killer shapes across the dancefloor when I've had a few!!!

Don't invite my mum if there's dancing... in fact, count me out if there's dancing because she'll be there doing GOD KNOWS what embarrassing things and I wont be able to see David Cook in the same way ever again.

He looks like a fun drunk! a bit crazy and a proper laugh.

I'm loving this plan........and after a few drinks I'm an award winning comedian and singer so I'll provide the entertainment!!!!

(sober - completely tone deaf and rubbish at joke telling!)

Hahaha, we sound like we'd make a right lot! When I'm drunk I dance, badly. Sing, badly. And generally talk, a lot. *shakes head*

As long as no one tells me anything sad then I'll be fine! One sad story when I'm drunk and I can't stop crying! But tell me something funny and I won't stop laughing! There's no happy medium with me!

No karaoke though! I'd die of embarrassment if DC had to sit through the torture my voice inflicts upon others! Killing him with shapes on the dancefloor is one thing but I couldn't do that to him!!!

Lol! I'm normally a happy drunk, but occasionally I can be so weepy! I hate it when that happens!

I hate it when it happens as well because I'm normally in a really public place when I decide to cry! I must look like a right fool!

I'm off now folks, there's something on BBC1 about the Apprentice in a mo so I'm gonna watch it

Speak to you all later xx

Night CBB

and I'd think it would be a really good idea to sing one of his songs - probably hello - I'm mortified just at the thought!!!

I'm normally a happy drunk too. But when I'm not I'm hysterical... it's not a pretty sight!

ps, night Carly!

Enjoy the apprentice and no doubt catch up tomorrow

You'd make us all get up together wouldn't you?

The Apprentice is on now?! I thought it was on on Wednesday this week? *turns on TV*

Too right I would!!!!!!!




I think its a review of the show so far - normal show is still Wed and its the interviews - my favourite!!

Don't make me get up - I'm meant to be a good singer!! There's a clip of me singing on Youtube.

in that case you can do lead vocals and we'll be you're backing singers/ dancers

hahaha, I knew it! thats not nice.

Eeek, well I'll be staying away from you then! My singing voice shouldn't be inflicted on the general public!


Ah, ok, I see. Will put it on in the background then!

that sounds more like it!

I can do Innocent... but Hello is too on one note for me, plus I'm on the upper register. Listen here [there are a few pitchy bits, I was sick at the time]:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65bieOMXUQE

My immortal is one of my favourite songs

You just heard me CRUCIFY it then.

Kylie xx

Not at all - you have a lovely voice

I started My Immortal a key higher than I wanted too, and that strained the whole thing.

Hey, could you tell by that I only have 30% of my lungs working if I'm lucky.

Kylie xx

Really? That's amazing - you sing a million times better than me and I have full lung capacity - good on you

Last time I had my lung function done was just before I got my surgery and I just made the boundary to get it done. I'm on a life support machine when I sleep... I've got a picture somewhere of me looking like an out of sorts R2D2 with it on.

Kylie xx

I agree with Emma. I sound like a weezel thats being repeated hit by a fridge door, whilst being set on fire! Its not pretty.

Keep it up Kylie


well guys i'm also off now. I'm starting to get bags under my eyes thanks to this forum... talk soon

Ha ha - lol

sleep well and catch up tomorrow. I'm also off as I'm looking like the weazel you sound like!!!




You are a very brave person Kylie

Nah, it's all I've ever known really. You get some good laughs with medical stuff... like today my two year old nephew put my nieces old doll in my bed and tried to connect my drip up to it.

Kylie xx

Lol, I'm trying to leave and go to bed, just need to drag myself away! Night all

You're making me laugh with the talk of DC drunk

I had a little chuckle to myself on one of those interviews last week when someone asked him did he know how to make this that and the other cocktail and he said no because the bar he worked in was much seedier than that *got the brain cogs on overtime* - I love that normality - no pretentiousness.

Did anyone see a show last Wednesday called Six Degrees? I finally watched it tonight - loved it.

This week is my favourite week of the Apprentice when they get interviewed.

Is it a private party or can I muscle in on the action too?!

Everyone's welcome!

I love this song!!

I knew i'd spelt weasel wrong... for some reason I was thinking of Weezer when I was typing lol
And I'm not likely to be on here tonight! I'm off to the pub to help welcome a friends new girlfriend into the fold. She's moved up North from Leeds and has no friends, so we're pouncing on her. The poor thing!... she ain't gonna know what hit her!!




As an offical word nerd welcome wagon member, WELCOME!

Btw. I noticed last night how we were all diving on the newbies saying hello. It makes me so happy!