My dear patient, Fareeza...tsk tsk...you need to know that everything has a reason.
If i were to hand DAVE to you burnin HOTT...then Dave would only last for 6 hours.
With him being cooled off first, means that you can have him all to yourself...forever and ever!
He's also microwaveable if you want him burning hott!
LOLS.
We cool him off first cause we want to get all the bacteria, called "CALDWELLSIA" off so that when Dave is all set up and ready, he'd be all yours!

My my what a long explanation when infact not a single thing is true lols.
LOLS.
Bad influence huh...yahr i get that alot from here

D'you think we should start a rental shop for Kyle?
Lols.
But he second hand already la...Sha oredy use him ferst.
EEeee...sounds weird.

Wow, in all my years of doctorate( 16 mins ), ive seen such an excellent side effect of the horns on you.
Wow.
Just be sure that the horns don't get too big that they drop your halo off!

Reveal picture please!

Jess, what do you do anyway? (Sorry if you posted this before, I can't recall) I have leave, the problem is that its NOT easy for me to take leave AND I have to book my leave at least a month in advance, which drives me crazy cos sometimes my family likes to plan last minute stuff and I can't go along cos I didn't apply for leave the month before.. just GRRRRR... hate the system here, plus cannot clash with colleagues, that was why I was so pissed off yesterday!

Eh me wanna see the picture me wanna see the picture!
LOLS.
Going to US means i have to skip schl too...but...WHO CARES lol.

ask & you shall receive!

yup that pic ^ brght the horns out in me

see there's a nice red shirt, nice loosen tie, nice unbutton shirt, nice way of holding the mike, nice pants .....

ps: i'm trying to be subtle i dont wanna get banned from here !!!

Deyyy.. where do you get this stuff?? Please tell me you didn't just make up caldwellsia! You're officially insane girl. And for the record, microwaveable Dave?? EWWWWWWWW! I'll pass on your Dave clone, I'd like the ORIGINAL spankyouverymuch!

LOLS.
Jess like so naughty naughty like that.
Eh gt kids in here n im nt referring to myself lols.
My sis beside me la...just had her tongue operation...
I wonder if you'd make her tongue drop out in awe just because of that!

*GULP*



Okay... uhmm.. bye!!

LOLS
ImAgInATioN!
I just make up one la...so fun to say this kinda stuff!
Yep. Caldwellsia all my silly little mind's work!
Ahhahahx...Gd what microwaveable Dave...so convenient!

Everyone prefers the original but so hard to get.
Must settle on the clone first before the rest.

DAVID CLOOK(Clone+Cook) is beside me now...just finish having tea break!

Eh walao...you all put the picture so big...so distractin my eyes keep on going there...wah i so sinful!

caldwellsia <- *jesscookie is rolling on the floor* laughsnortlaughsnortlaugh

we'll just put him in the microwave, should be able to zap off said bacteria.... LMAO!

rental shop for Kyle? hahahahaha

Sharkie, your imagination is a SCARY place to be in but thanks for the laughs!

Alright guys, I'm out! Enough talking crap for one day... I think we caused enough damage in here today for the rest of the SG peeps to check out later.

nice belt right? what? what u all looked at?

*hides my pointed tail*

eh what happen to your sis, I hope she's ok now

PS!!! If there's a rental shop for Kyle, I'm FIRST in line to test drive that baby!

Okay Doc, I finally understand why you need to freeze Dave and microwave him, caldwellsia is known to be a pretty resistant strain of bacteria, so yeah can't just nuke her... I MEAN IT!!!! Gotta give it the cold AND hot treatment... okay I got ya!

Man, we're evil!



Belt? Sorry.. I was wayyyyyy up NORTH.. yeah that's right.. NORTH! *whistles innocently* *pets pretty facial hair* That's where I was! I ain't got no tail yet like Jess, just my horns with ribbons!

Yahr.
Proved by DentistsDoctors Worldwide!

Lols sorry to caught up in Colgate and Darlie advertisements!


Yea, where my imagination is, anything and everything goes lols.
Eh the way i talk nonsense like spongebob like that!

Lols...i wonder what the rest are gonna think of our "crappy" talk when they come back!


LOLS.....
Yahr eh..the belt very shiny seh...must use sunglasses!

No la...nuthin much...her tongue got this line thingy in the middle of the tongue...then makes her tongue like rounded and abit split in the front like snake tongue....but very small small and cute one!
Yea so, we went to the hosp and had to have a surgery then now cut off the thing oredy.
But now cause she gt like brand new tongue like that she doesnt know how to talk properly...
then she talk like this:
You sssssstill in Dhavid-Cuck doth orrg ahr?

I very bad la make fun of her.
Anywaes when she was in hosp i got nuthing better to do then cry in the ward there.
got good reason okae...was watching last episode of idol and saw cookie crying....omg...then i cry at there also!


LOLS.
Yep.
If the cold doesnt do the trick then we need to try the hot!
BURN BABY BURN!
*muahahahahahahahah*
Sorry this doctor's mad scientist side got out a bit!

Oh ya...the ribbons very pretty la!
You buy from Horns'r us?
Wahh i wanna customize and decorate my horns too...
I heard got sale...
What d'you think?
Should i die my horns to Passion Peach or Bubbly Blue?

LOLS.
Whoa today my imaginations like so off the charts!

Eh look at the sky now!
So yellowy!
Match my spongebob-ie Self!

Aiyoh...eh did you guys notice that when we talk about the horns all the Cookbot produces HORN related advertisements...like SONIC HORNS lols.
So random.

REPLIES to those who mentioned my name or kyle.(:

Fareeza:
Sha has it baaaaad for Kyle... and yeah he knows he's hot and has girls drooling over him. I wanna know what shampoo he uses!

waiting for Sha to release Kyle.... she's had him for a very long while!!

PS!!! If there's a rental shop for Kyle, I'm FIRST in line to test drive that baby!

Yeah, I do! I'm keeping it low though, trying to control myself. He could be in a Pantene or Herbal Essence ad, head-banging while drumming. How HOT would that be??

release him for what?? he's quite happy here. OH. MY. WORD. rental shop?! *shudder at the thought of what you wanna do with him.* Hahha

Shakinah:
Yea tell me abt it!
Nw that she's away her kyle obsessed self put on hold.
Wonder what happens when she's released from all the work and get backs here!

D'you think we should start a rental shop for Kyle?
Lols.
But he second hand already la...Sha oredy use him ferst.
EEeee...sounds weird.

Yeah, I'm capable of controlling my fangirlie-ness.

OH! You're the one who suggested opening a rental shop for Kyle! Hahha, kidding! Today your horns extra sharp ah??

Second hand! You make it sound like I copulate with him or something. TSK! i'm barely legal! (apparently so is he! )

Jess:
we'll send Sha to ask Kyle when he comes to SG

YEAH! SEND ME! SEND ME! SEND ME TO SEE HIM! YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!



<3!

I am SOOOO not commenting on that pic!!

*watches David sing Barbasol at HRC*

Pics are not enough!

Yahr its all me lols.
Eh try my horns! *Poke Poke*

Yep. I knew that sentence kinda sounded...umm...wrong?
Lols.


Eh hahah! The good girl finally here!

Widz, you missed the good ol' time fun just now...i thynk we got the Defective Club back in da house!

JESS!!! I know where you got this pic from! hahahaha.. Or rather which OTHER forum you got it from.. hahaha.. was contemplating posting it in here a few days back but thought it was too.. erm.. "provocative" for the kids?

I'm sorry I'm not even going to be subtle but your eyes.. just go straight there. This picture should come with a warning label attached or something.



Damn I missed out on all the Defective Halo Club fun. I fell asleep. haha..

Lols no wonder gt like sumbody missing like that!
No lah...we didnt forget you!

Anywaes guys gonna go off in a while then i'd be back like at 9pm.
Lols gonna watch SG DFTL!
Lame ryt...lols just watch fr fun ahr

oooh thanks for reminding me! I wanna go watch Taufik!

Looks like I'm the only one here who watches each and every season from the audition stages right down to the finales, with the exception of Seasons 1 and 6.

From the description in the article, it sure sounded like a cool commercial. All I hope is that StarWorld will air that commercial (I don't give a damn whether MediaCorpse uses it or not, cos I doubt it will).

Am I allowed to gush here? Not David related but Taufik, Hady and Jon are being super adorable on DFTL now. hehe..

Taufik: That Keeps Me Heh
Jon: Help me Hady now

and the whole Taufik and Hady talking in the Russell Peters context when deciding which category to choose.

I'm having a good time laughing here until my tears come out..

I have it. You want?


I too wanted Bo to win. Yet when Carrie's name was announced as the American Idol, I wasn't at all disappointed. In fact, I felt just as happy for her.

And oh, I dig country music. Lots. Maybe except Dolly Parton's type of music?


I can well imagine all our mug shots - posing alongside David's poster.

WORD UP!

yeah, Taufik ftw!(:

i knew the last song, i should have been there to help.
Hehhe.

awww.. so wasted la think they used up their lifelines too fast.

And Hady came to the rescue with Word Up! You can tell they were all having a lot of fun up there.

You know I'm all up for it! I plan to hop over to Kansas City, come February.

In cases of which, I'll be using up all of my annual leave for this occasion.

Hady was like, "YEAH MAN. I KNOW THE SONG!"

Speaking of having fun and singing along, I suddenly feel like
karaoke-ing. oh wells, i sing with david along to his songs
for now.

LOLS.
Lucky i said that.


Yea cross your fingers for StarWorld!
Eh i still havent catch the ad of Cookie on StarWorld shucks!


LOLS ya...
Hady:Capocobana, eh sorry, Copacabana ya ya...

LOLS.


Yea yea...wish summore...I just wish they would have chosen Because Of You by Ne-yo...then i would have known the song lols.

Oh yea and the part they said they sounded like Mice...lols the michael jackson song part...i was like 3 BLIND MICE, CANT SEE... CANT GUESS LYRICS TOO!


Lols...let's go karaoke-ing...
COPACABANA!
Wth. Sorry.

Actually i sunnoe a single song lols.
Not even born then but Copacabana was in DFTL USA so i rmbered a few!

A road trip? COOL BEANS!!

my friend sung Because Of You for my school's stupid talent show thing.
so i vaguely knew the words. Hahha, i dont know the songs too. i heard
them before, but i didnt knew the tittle of the songs or the lyrics.

sing-a-longs!!
From A Daily AntheM: we all sing along...

LOLS we the Youngins!

Eh walao...i planning class gathering now.
And my class is like super bonded.
So nw we deciding between having a BBQ or go Escape Theme Park...

Haiz...then the voting polls now at my class blog like so close to each other and they keep on like gt TIE!
Haiz...then i talk to you then you gave me brilliant idead like Snowcity and such.
But now must finish that poll ferst( BBQ vs ESCAPE ).
I thynk Snowcity too expensive cause like $13 for 2 hours while Escape is $17.70 for whole day ALL RIDES.
Yea...walao now i suffering...like want to cheat and ask you all to help me n vote fr Escape instead...

But that is me wishing that you guys would vote for escape instead at www.2e5-slurp.blogspot.com
I repeat, maybe i not clear just now....i wish you all can vote at my class blog for Escape at www.2e5-slurp.blogspot.com


LOLS.
I mean gt this group of people who like want BBQ.
But theres this other whole grp of people who wants Escape including me! and some of the Escape people say that if its a BBQ they dun wanna come cuz they on diet or sumthyn...walao...so stress...

So i WISH that you all can vote at my class blog at www.2e5-slurp.blogspot.com.
Cause i just wish that you all can vote at www.2e5-slurp.blogspot.com.


Wahhh i wish my wish of you guys voting at www.2e5-slurp.blogspot.com can come true....wahh i wish!

Dude, i live near Escape. which means i've been there a lot!
LOL.

technically not near, because if i walk there, i die. but i have
tried walking home from eHub, which took me err, a long time!

shh, i go vote for you ok?

Ouhs wahhh that means you live like so freakin far away from me!
Lols....

You know when you said that i suddenly thought of you and Gatorade.
Lols random thought sorry.

Psst. Thanks a mill!
*Whistles*
Whaaaat?

*waves hands in the air* THERE'S ME !!!!!!!! ok season 1 was not shown in sg right? thats why nvr saw Kelly. i dont remb exactly who was in which season (cough except for S7) but i watched all seasons! (not 100% but prob 85% of the episodes though)





JASOOON MRAZ songs=love.

but I thought the 3 of them sang mess-ily at times. eeps



whisper: u r there too??? why i nvr see you? there was a even erm photo there. *zip*

Not bad not bad.

Glad she's alright! and u beri bad leh, I tot you cry for your sis, end up is for David

LOLS....Seth you so bad!


Lols ahhahax...im known for that.
Her hand bleeding there then i watching AI on phone.
Then my grandma like "Take tissue Take tissue!"
Then i crying ...lols.

whispers back: cos I don't post there.. just sometimes lurk around. hehe..

*looks around*

*puts halo back on*

Eh i wonder what place you all talking about...wait i go and track back using that picture...walao i so curious!

Yup, Season 1 wasn't aired in Singapore.

Okay, that makes up at least 2 faithful Idol fans here.

so NOT in a working mood today.. it's FRIDAY! lalala..

and the commercial of Cook in bed is up on Mj's!!! GO SEE NOW!
Guyliner galore!!

I got a ton of work to do today shall catch Cook in bed at home today!

I just sneaked a peek! Awesome ad! Here's my thought process while sneaking a peek

*looks over shoulder.. okay coast is clear of nosy colleagues for a few minutes*

Dave and his THIRD eye, that THIRD eye startled me a little!

Awww.. why isn't it a FULL BODY shot of him in bed?

And why is he soooooooo fully dressed? Okay I digress...

Rockstar getting ready for a show..

Eeek.. fauxhawk David... (Have to admit at this point when I first watched David's audition on AI, I thought this dude had a decent voice but I was also thinking EH, another rocker... don't worry I have properly chastised myself for that now.. lol)

BILLIE JEAN BABY!! OMG!! His winning moment... that ladies and gents IS the AMERICAN IDOL!

Can they just STAY on the shot of him in bed a LITTLE LONGER???? HMPH!

Dave and his rockstar rule of guyliner... David.. less is sometimes MORE...

END!

I wanna watch againnnnnnn and with sound but stoopid office! VERY VERY cool ad! He's definitely being treated as the REIGNING American Idol!


Look at this face!!!

OMYGOD.
The tattoo!
Like so weird.
And then in the youtube vid his face like so big lols.
I guess when seen on TV better la.


LOLS.
Naughty Fareeza....i told you that overdosing on DAVESTEROMYNE might cause harmful side effects.
You need the compressor or not?
Your horns like freakin big now...like bigger then your head!

Look at my new dyed horns!
Like it?
PASSION PEACH!

No thanks Doc! I like my BIG horns.. (okay that sounded really WEIRD.. haha!) They're staying out for now, maybe for good!



Mine's nicer than yours, you need to accesorize more!

GGAAAAHHHHH!!
what is wrong with this site?! it's loading so slowly these days!
yeah, i know you're trying to keep me focus on my studies but
dude, give me a break! LOL. i'm scolding my computer. i'm nuts.

anyhoo, i have a favour to ask! i am doing my hmwk now,
english essay. it's supposed to be descriptive based on photographs
so i need pics of Dave & Andrew!(: if you have them, post it here.

Please and thank you!

HOLY*beep* I Do NOT like that tatt! *runs away*

LOLS.
Eh yesterdae right at Metro got nice leather jacket for horns with size XXL.
Just for you la.
Go check out!
But the price like mahal mahal like that...so unreasonable...50 HORNETTES!
LOLS.

Eh wanna go shopping for accessories?
i thynk i need some bling...
Lols let's go to Lee Hwa Jewelleries maybe they have sumthyn fr my cute cute small horn!


Yes yes, Doc Sharkie says its good to have break.
How to destress you may ask?
Well DAVESTEROMYNE ran out cuz of "certain people" who overdosed on it!
This just in.
KYLEROPHEROMYNE is in stocks and full for purchase!

I dont get any of that at all.. what jacket for horns?????

Lee Hwa? David's paying?

thanks Jess!<3

and sharkie, LOL at KYLEROPHEROMYNE!!
how do you pronounced that, btw??
kyle-ro-phe-ro-mine?
i think it should be Kyleisallmyne, as in,
kyle-is-all-mine! Hehhe. I kid, i kid.

And I thought the amount of guyliner applied ain't enough.

I, on the other hand, am getting used to David's third 'eye'. I always have to remind myself that it's located on his wrist and not the forehead.