The homecoming t-shirts that I ordered for my girls are here! YAY!!

Now for the funny part....my girls (16 & 6) ran into their rooms to put their shirts on. I ordered the one for my 6 year old a little big, because she likes to sleep in her t-shirts. So...she's folding up towels and bouncing around on the bed wearing her shirt...and she says something about sleeping in it... then this happens:

Abigail: Mommy, where's your shirt?

Me: I didn't get one for me, just for y'all

Abigail: Why? You don't want to sleep with him?

Me: ...................................................................I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud..................... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


That right there was priceless.....she has made my day!

awww from the mouth of babes come the most unexpected things. LOL

OK, at first I was scared of the title, but then that story was HILARIOUS!

Ahhh, young and innocent minds are the BEST!

aawww, how cute!

i was gonna post "Actually, I don't wanna sleep with him." but then the OP was totally different from what i expected LOL.

gotta love kids hey!

I slept with him for the first time the other night! I even washed and dried him first - super comfy after that!!!

(T shirt that is!!)

Adorable story, thanks for sharing that!

That's so funny and adorable!!!!


Recently my 5-yr-old niece said to me (this was a few days ago), when I was trying to convince her to root for DC (since I had to let her down easy her fave Syesha "had won for the girls" and now it's down to the Davids)...

So she says, "You want to marry him?"

And I say, "Sure!"

She says, "But he lives very very far away!"


Just adorable.

LOL Geez....stop crackin me up, people!

...and you mean to tell me, that David would NOT be super comfy if you refused to wash and dry him first?

haha I kid

That right there was priceless.....she has made my day!

That story is too cute...of course, when I read your headline, my mind went right back down into the gutter again...ah, hell, who am I kidding?? It's always in the gutter!!

"Me: ...................................................................I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud, I'm a married "

LOL...i LOVE toy story!

ahahahaha!

*gets into a Bill Cosby mode*

kids say the darnedest things! XD

Aww that's so cute!

Just the other day my 8 yr old niece was over and she was laying down on my bed staring at the ceiling for a minute before she said "something's missing." I was like "umm...not that I know of." she jumped off my bed and went into my closet where I had a pic of him and she told me to put it on the wall or ceiling and when I asked why she said "that way he is the first thing you see when you wake up in the morning and you can have a good day."

HAHAHA!

Love the Toy Story reference!!

Gotta love kids!

My son said to me yesterday as he looked at my cellphone wallpaper, "Who is this guy? This isn't my dad!"

I said, "That's THE American Idol!" LOL

I loved this story.. kids just have a way of making things so funny!!

When I first saw the title of the thread, I was like, "Uh, yeah I want to sleep with him."haha..

Haha! I just got that. I've seen that movie a MILLION times!

Hahaa, brilliant.
"I'm a married spud... I'm a married spud" genius

OMG, I love that!!!

By the way, my daughter is Abigail too. She's 4.

that's so cute

That is a much more adorable story than I thought it was going to be!!!!

Awww that is adoreable !! Thanks for sharing that, how cute !!

Thanks for sharing. That is an adorable story. I keep trying to get my 21 month old to say David Cook, but he won't do it. Althought he does say cookie

aww... such a cute story!!

I'll be sleeping with him tonight, because my shirts came today!! Woohoo!!

That was a cute story! and I have a cute one to share too...

My son- who is 9- said something really cute to me yesterday.. they were showing the commercial for the finale show on Monday night during House and we watched it together and then I thought he forgot about it after that, but then this conversation took place this past Tuesday morning....

Justin: "Good "D and D" day mommy."

Me: "Why do you say that?"

Justin: "Um.. hello, don't you remember.. your show.. American Idol.. David vs. David.. D and D day.. hey, did you forget today was the day that the Davids are on?"

Me: "No, Justin I did not forget that the Davids will be on tonight."

Justin: "Good, because I can't wait until it's over and David Cook finally wins, so then I can get the TV back and watch some real television around here.."

Me: "Real television, huh?"

Justin: "Yeah, you know.. wrestling... The Simpsons"


Hey, he's 9 and he's kind of spoiled and he usually has control of the TV, except when Idol is on or when it's football season.. then it's HANDS OFF THE REMOTE rules at my house... Sorry, but I have to have some shows of my own, ya know what I mean? One cannot survive on wrestling and The Simpsons alone... trust me, been there.. done that.. I would rather watch re runs of Sanjaya's audition than watch wrestling these days.. I'm just saying...

That was so cute. )

while the original post was cute, this one made me laugh! i so-so really can relate to your 9 year old son since i'm really just like him. i usually control the tv viewing almost all of the time lol.!