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Well, I for one have had enough. I know I am not alone. Men, Husbands, Boyfriends, Fiancees… Listen Up! The Time has come for us to take back what is rightfully ours! That's right, I am not giving up on us Bitten! Who’s With Me?!
David Cook, I am putting you on Notice. Know this: I'm coming after you… Yes, I Am. I will find your Kryptonite, I will exploit your weaknesses and I will strip you of whatever magical power you apparently possess that makes you The.American.Catnip to every red-blooded Cougar and Puma in existence! That's right, watch your back, Nepeta Cataria, because Mr. Big is on the Trail.
After all… There.Can.Be.Only.One... And I’m not going down without a fight!
OH. MY. GOD! AHAHAHAHA!
i imagined him (whoever the writer is.
MR. BIG! x_x) typing that part out with much conviction, almost killing the keyboard! ahahaha! XD