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caro511
I am not sure how to post a link - but if anyone knows how to do it can they help out.

If any of you have been following "Bitten" and her blogs on David Cook, there is now a funny article written by Mr Big - Bitten's boyfriend.

I am sure my husband would agree with this!!!

I will try and post a link - but it probably won't work!

http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=T&c...hyq3e-H3_F7-dlw
zoo
"...I can remember when I used to be Bitten’s Guitar Hero."

Not anymore, dude. Get used to it! laugh.gif

I loved the Tawanda reference. Clever stuff! THanks for the link!

Jeannine
McDavid
OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD laugh.gif I think my good boyfriend would agree to everrrrrrrything written there. It's like he pulled that out of my boyfriend's mouth. Especially about-the-blogging-about-david-again thing. laugh.gif
getshorty
Hysterical!

I loved this line....

I will find your Kryptonite, I will exploit your weaknesses and I will strip you of whatever magical power you apparently possess that makes you The.American.Catnip to every red-blooded Cougar and Puma in existence!

Thanks for posting.
thealovesdcook
Woah! *scares me* Haha. Just Kiddin'! I know my boyfriend will also tell those words! I remember when we were both watching the Finale.. I said.. "Oh, David, there he was!!!" -- (those were on scream!) And then he left me watching. Haha. And sooo.. Like Bitten telling she's not blogging and swears.. I told him.. "No more David Cook.. Here I am again.. Sorry.." But NOW I'M HERE.. CRAVING FOR MORE DAVID COOK! Haha. Too good we're not on the same house yet. biggrin.gif

That post was awesome! The Notice.. Haha.. ^^ Lmao! laugh.gif Thanks for sharing!
ElleM
That is so hilarious!!!
dreamworks
Hahahahahahaha.
That is sooo funny.
And I am sure we can all relate, am I right ladies?
OH MR. COOK, what are you doing to us?
And I am sorry Mr. Big, but this guy doesn't have a kryptonite, can he be more perfect?
TaraChell
Oh, that is hysterical!!!
caro511
I think we need to put articles like this in a special thread or something. They are too funny to be lost among all the other articles. It cracks me up everytime I read it. I can just hear my husband saying "I'm with ya Mr Big "!! laugh.gif
dreamworks
QUOTE (caro511 @ May 23 2008, 11:16 AM) *
I think we need to put articles like this in a special thread or something. They are too funny to be lost among all the other articles. It cracks me up everytime I read it. I can just hear my husband saying "I'm with ya Mr Big "!! laugh.gif


Ohyess. We should ask for that to the moderators smile.gif

What would that subforum be named? Make up a hilarous name biggrin.gif
pirate skittles!
QUOTE
Well, I for one have had enough. I know I am not alone. Men, Husbands, Boyfriends, Fiancees… Listen Up! The Time has come for us to take back what is rightfully ours! That's right, I am not giving up on us Bitten! Who’s With Me?!

David Cook, I am putting you on Notice. Know this: I'm coming after you… Yes, I Am. I will find your Kryptonite, I will exploit your weaknesses and I will strip you of whatever magical power you apparently possess that makes you The.American.Catnip to every red-blooded Cougar and Puma in existence! That's right, watch your back, Nepeta Cataria, because Mr. Big is on the Trail.

After all… There.Can.Be.Only.One... And I’m not going down without a fight!


OH. MY. GOD! AHAHAHAHA!

i imagined him (whoever the writer is. MR. BIG! x_x) typing that part out with much conviction, almost killing the keyboard! ahahaha! XD
burnsy77
HAHAHAHAHA.................LMFAO

so true, so true.
BeckyS
This is hysterical, I am going to forward this link to my hubby at work right now. He will love it I am sure...*hits floor laughing*
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