You know how you can find random quotes about Chuck Norris...that basically tells how awesome and amazingly cool Chuck Norris is and you get the idea that nothing is better than or can compare to Chuck Norris? Well I found a place where they do that for David Cook...

So I was browsing and I came upon www.davidcooktheamericanidol.com and at the top right hand corner there is this little box of random quotes about David Cook. You can click on it and it generates a new random quote about David Cook. I started clicking and I loved it...it filled me with glee. I thought I would share a few things the box said...

"If you put a seashell up to your ear, you can hear David Cook."

"When in a pickle, Jack Bauer calls David Cook for advice."

"As a practical joke, David Cook was not elected Prom King."

"David Cook knows how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

"David Cook donated blood; that blood saved one million lives. "

"Pedro wears a “Vote For David Cook” shirt."

"David Cook was the first principal at Hogwarts."

"David Cook made the Magic School Bus magical."

"David Cook’s singing altered the orbit of the Earth, moving it out of the path of an approaching asteroid and saving mankind."

"The Black-Eyed Peas were simply known as The Peas until they crossed David Cook."

"No one has ever dared declare thumb war on David Cook."

"David Cook convinced Amy Winehouse to go to rehab."

And my personal favorite because I love Ditry Dancing...

"Nobody puts David Cook in a corner."

And there are many many more of these...and why are these random comments important?
Because David Cook is all that and a bag of chips! He is the coolest of the cool...these are awesome...Chuck Norris needs to watch out!

Chuck Noris - out.... David Cook - In. LOL!

wow i'm cracking up haha

"David Cook doesn't get more ass than a toilet seat, but he gives port-a-potties a run for their money."

LMFAO! Those are my favorite ones!
Whoever made these up is awesome.

Here are a few more...

"David Cook invented the spork."

"The only certainties in life are death, taxes, and David Cook."

"And on the 8th day God created David Cook."

"David Cook is so manly, he sweats Old Spice."

"David Cook has tasted the moon and reported it is not cheese."

"David Cook let the dogs out."

"David Cook would walk a thousand miles to fall down at your door."

"It rains when David Cook cries."

and my current favorite...

"David Cook discovered Simon Cowell."

I saw this site earlier and I LMAO

"David Cook is more soothing than whale sounds"

"The Federal Reserve never makes a move without consulting David Cook first"

"David Cook has never been 'that guy' "

"David Cook is allergic to failure"

"David Cook knows the Jenny at 867-5309"

"David Cook's pen name is J.K Rowling"

and my favourite...

"Shortly after man discovered fire, David Cook discovered the flame thrower"

AHAHAHA!

This is damn awesome!

"David Cook makes a sweater vest cool."

I love it! XD

my favorite was david cook knows the ending to the sopranos

These are hilarious. And I'm going to get nerdy and point out that Hogwarts has a headmaster, not a principle. I think my favorite was "David cook is so manly, he sweats old spice." Mainly because Old Spice is my favorite man-smell.

I love this thing.

"New Hampshire offered David Cook the Old Man in the Mountain’s spot first but he declined."

"David Cook owns a carrier pigeon."

"David Cook ate the rest of Ozzy’s bat."

"A long time ago in a galaxy far far away David Cook invented the force."

"Washington DC. I think you can guess what the DC stands for."

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LMAO... OMG!
That was funny!

The one about AW was really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And agree with you about Chuck Norris.... Cookie is better than he is... if he ever was!

I didn't get this: "If you rearrange the letters in David Cook you get Vida Doc Ko. Think about it for a minute." I was thinking 'bout it... but I don't know... Could someone tell me what it means???!