What do you say we have a caption contest?
We can do it like this: One of us will post a silly AI/David picture.
The first 5 users to respond with a caption will be judged on how funny/good their caption is.
And whoever gets three votes first wins.
Then, after we have a winner for those 5 we move onto another photo?
Who wants to try it out?

I think it sounds like fun! Let's do it.

I agree! But I also think we need a few more people to get in on it. lol

i`ll do it

Cool! Good to hear!
(:

Let's get rolling then. Let's start off with a cute one:




Cook: "Do I miss Archie already? Funny you ask...."
"By the way, you don't happen to know how much babysitters are charging these days, do you?"

Man: WOOO! I'M KIDNAPPING DAVID COOK! WOO!!!
David (to person on the phone): How much do you think I'll go for on ebay? You don't know?! But I come with an Archie! It's a buy one get one deal!
Archie: Uh.....


Yeah... that was lame lol.
But I try.

Sounds like fun !! This is dumb but all I can think of for now.

David A: Wee, this is fun !! Cook is awesome !
David C:(to the phone) Mike, it worked like a charm. No one suspects a thing. I got him here. Who else wants to adopt him ? Nay to Brangelina, and Paula Abdul. Hey, ask Amanda !!

Cook (into phone): Gurl, I just found me hottie in Times Square!!!
Archie: No fair, Cook, I saw him first! *stamps foot* You always get the hot security guards, you need to share man!
Man: WHOOT!!! (thinking) Both David's for the price of one!

sorry my brain is always in the gutter, this is fun, definitely keep it going.

Archie: "Cook, Cook, don't leave me! Please don't leave me!"

(ok, i never said i was any good at this.)

Lol. So now that 5 of us have given a caption... let the voting begin!

I like yours the bestest!

I can imagine him actually saying this one!

So it's 1 for me and 1 for RaeAnne??
Lol

Let's call it a tie then, lindz! First or second, we're both winners, right? ...no matter what Simon says to us!!

Why don't you choose the next picture for us.

Lol. Sure. If you want me to!
I say it's a tie as well! BEAT THAT, SIMON!

Christian: "So let me get this straight...you thought you had to go through Ryan Seacrest to fulfill your dreams? And you didn't mind all that singing on top of it?"

Lol. I just realized I forgot to add mine.

David: Oh Em Gee. OMG. He's letting me touch him. He's actually letting me touch him. SQUEE! This really is the best week ever!
Christian: David? Who are you talking to?

David: ya know christian, you have very soft hair. whats that christian? you think i have very soft hands? oh christian, stop it! christian, i had no idea you felt this way! well yes, i would love to come back to your house!!

Christian: david? daivd? DAVID??!?!??!?!

David: whats the problem?

Christian: r u talking to yourself?





gahhh! i should have read urs first!!! mines like exactly the same!!!!!

Lol. It's all good! It happens!

David: I wonder how much Dean gets paid to do this. If the singing doesn't work out, maybe I can do this. Hmm..yes I'm perplexed by the idea.

Christian: I wonder if he can put my hair up in a Pony Hawk while he's up there. Ooo strong, gentle hands.

if anyone is still doing this i think this should be the next picture...

....i saw it and found it sorta funny...Caption Away!

David impersonating MJ: G'day mate! Im Michael Johns and I'm Australian. I'm almost as cool as David, but not quite. But I sound cool in interviews because I always sound sooo Austrailian...

MJ: Crikey.

My vote.

David: my last name is Castro, I swear I dont smoke the hasheesh
MJ: HUH?

ok seriously, i dont understand the game but it sounds fun!

People Magazine: "American Idol contestants Michael Johns (L) and David Cook ( R) prove that living in a so-called 'AI bubble' for months has its side effects. Here, Johns can't help but laugh at Cook's reaction to the opening of the blinds."

Lol. I love the captions. But I don't think the contest is working.
Maybe we should all just find pictures and quote them for the sake of it being funny? No competing?




Michael: See, Dave? See? I told you this stuff is good!
David: Oh. I see! I see! Purple! Oh, yeah. Thees stuff ees realll goood.

i agree with lindz...we should just caption them for the fun of it...much easier!

Haha. Much easier. Much more entertaining!

I love how ridiculous that picture of MJ and Cookie is. But at the same time it's incredibly sexy.

hah that made my friend and I laugh out loud!

Hehe! Thanks, Olivia. I like doing these silly captions and reading what others come up with. They've all been funny.

And I agree with you Lindz--let's just do this for the fun of it and skip the voting part. No need to compete.

BAHAHA. that's AWESOME!

here's mine.

David *looking back at lindz*: Hey, baby. What's your sign???
Simon (in the distance): COOK! ARE YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF AGAIN!?

HA HA HA!!!!
David: **thinking to himself** Gee, maybe Guru was right. I should shave this scruff off. **Guru talking in David's head** Yes, yes!!! You really should!!!! **David thinking** NAH...girls love me too much. I'm too hott to shave this baby off.

David: **thinking**...wow, those crazy fan-girls were right, the scruff makes me look sexy!...\

yea so that was kinda dumb...sounded better in my head!

"You look DAMN fine, Cook...now go out there and make those women SWOON!"

these are so funny!

David: "Okay, okay, I will (smiles). I'll say "hi" to you on air...promise. Really though, if you're not going to donate money, you can't keep calling me like this. Do you want to talk to your son now?"

AHAHAH. NICE!

Michael (thinking): I hate girls. I really do. When do I get a chance to talk to David? We never get to talk like that! *pouts* No fair.
David: Yes. YES! OH GOD! YES!
Michael: Phone sex much?
David: Ahem, I mean... yes. 2 large cheese pizzas. That sounds great.

That was HILARIOUS!!!!!!

COOK: Let's go to DISNEYLAND!

MAN: Welcome aboard! I'll take you to DISNEY

ARCHULETA: Can i come with you guys? Oh wait! david, can you call my dad.

(DC on phone with DA's dad:........(alien conversation between the two as well as word nerd invasion took place... DA's dad didnt understand.....wawawawa blah blah blah ............and said Yes finally )



ARCHULETA: Yeheeey!!! im going to DISNEY....im going to DISNEY....im going to DISNEY....!did he say you'll buy me cotton candY?

MJ : uhhh Dave...what are you on?
DC : weed man! *inhales sharply* WEEEEddd man! *giggles*
MJ : this is what happens when i left you with Castro alone?? Jesus!




nice

DC : *busy talking to someone on the other line*
MJ : *thinks* i can't believe he shushed me to talk to that chick on the other line....whatever happened to US?!?!?!
DC : *in cute loving voice* yeah babe, sure, i'll see you tonight...*stops* *looks at MJ* uhh dude, can you give me a minute of privacy here?
MJ : *grumbles* FINE! talk to her for all i care! i'm done with US! *stomps and leaves*
DC : *thinks* gee male PMS much?



gosh, i'm bad at this
but eh at least i tried

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David: WHAT!?! WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? I SO struck that power chord! GIVE ME MY POINTS! YOU CAN'T DENY ME MY TITLE AS THE ULTIMATE GUITAR HERO! *kicks wii* I hate you.

Yep that sounds about right
we should show David that!!

lol! made me laugh. x]