Me: Jake thats creepy! Make it go away!
Jake: Katie it's okay just look.
Me: I'm not looking!
Jake: Just think of ponies. Cute magical ponies. Wait no!! Think about David Cook.
Then he starts chanting Davey Cook and throws in a couple "chicks man"
Boy oh boy I'm glad someone gets me hahaha!!
Oh and yesterday when he was playing he def. played against the Kansas City Royals for me!!
