There might be one of these already, but I was in the car today and decided to make a list of things to see if you are obsessed with David. Here's what I have so far:
You know you're obsessed with David Cook when...
1) You call yourself a Cookie and/or Word Nerd
2) You have a Word Nerd number
3) You have a David Cook t-shirt
4) You have a David Cook bracelet or one like his
5) You know all of the songs on Analog Heart
6) You know all the songs he sang on American Idol
7) You have all the videos from AI either downloaded on your computer, ipod, or on dvd
8) Your walls are covered with his pictures
9) Your cell phone background is his face
10) Your computer background is his face
11) You saved all your favorite pictures of him to your computer (I have 86 and counting)
12) You have all the magazines he's been in
13) Whenever he's going to be on t.v you record whatever it is
14) Your ringtone is one of his songs
15) You think about him all the time (mostly sexual i.e fan fics, fantasies, fan of the package and butt, both of which I am guilty)
16) His voice is the last thing you hear before you fall asleep
17) You teach yourself to write left-handed because he is
18) You do crossword puzzles more than ever or you just started doing them
19) You'd give ANYTHING to meet him, and I mean anything
20) You bring him up in everyday conversation at least 10 times a day
21) You sneak away from work to watch videos of him on youtube
22) You sneak away from your husband/boyfriend to watch videos of him on youtube
23) You compare every guy to David
24) You notice when David gets new clothes/haircut
25) The eye f*** makes you melt
26) The crooked smile makes you melt
27) When he cocks his eyebrows, you melt
28) You wish you lived in Blue Springs, MO
29) You wish you could play guitar
30) You only buy David Cook things that benefit the ACS and/or Adam
31) You cry when he cries
32) You wish you could see him on tour
or are going to see him
33) Even if people ignore you, you still talk about him because you like to talk about him
34) He's ruined all other music for you
35) You remember where you were when you first heard "Time of my Life" on the radio
36) You freak out every time you hear it on the radio
37) You wear your David t-shirt at least 2 times a week
38) Even if you're not listening to him you're singing one of his songs under your breath
39) You play your favorite song over and over and over and over again (Innocent cough, cough)
40) You buy or wear anything crossword related
41) Anything and everything reminds you of him (example: my mom said it was raining and I told her it was raining the night David sang "Always be my Baby")
42) You can't eat cookies without smiling, giggling, or making inappropriate jokes
43) You're on D-C.org more than, let's say, 10 times a day.
44) you're up until 2AM every night posting, searching out/playing youtube videos, and now live-streaming the concerts
45) You download/listen to his musical influences such as Collective Soul, Our Lady Peace.....
46) You try to convert friends and family to become Cookies and Word Nerds
47) Every time someone says Cookie you think about David
48) You watch his Leno reruns even though you've seen them in real time and several times on youtube and they still make you more fangirl-y than ever.
49) You go to the store, buy Axe and t-shirts, spray them, and sleep with them
(Thanks AnnieD!!!)
50) Anytime you answer the phone or say Hello to someone you follow it up with "is it me you're looking for"
51) You tell people you have ODCD and they have no idea what you're talking about
52) If you're not going to the concert(that's me *sniffle*), you favorited all the live performances to see what it's like. If you did go, you watch them over and over again reliving memories
53) You know the stories behind the quotes "It's rated AAARRGGHH!!" and "I don't know anybody in this room... and I'm not wearing pants"
That's all I have so far. If anybody has anything else they wanna add, go ahead! As I see them being posted I'll keep adding them. Let's see how long we can make this list and see if people do other obsessive things!
You know you're obsessed with David Cook when...
1) You call yourself a Cookie and/or Word Nerd
2) You have a Word Nerd number
3) You have a David Cook t-shirt
4) You have a David Cook bracelet or one like his
5) You know all of the songs on Analog Heart
6) You know all the songs he sang on American Idol
7) You have all the videos from AI either downloaded on your computer, ipod, or on dvd
8) Your walls are covered with his pictures
9) Your cell phone background is his face
10) Your computer background is his face
11) You saved all your favorite pictures of him to your computer (I have 86 and counting)
12) You have all the magazines he's been in
13) Whenever he's going to be on t.v you record whatever it is
14) Your ringtone is one of his songs
15) You think about him all the time (mostly sexual i.e fan fics, fantasies, fan of the package and butt, both of which I am guilty)
16) His voice is the last thing you hear before you fall asleep
17) You teach yourself to write left-handed because he is
18) You do crossword puzzles more than ever or you just started doing them
19) You'd give ANYTHING to meet him, and I mean anything
20) You bring him up in everyday conversation at least 10 times a day
21) You sneak away from work to watch videos of him on youtube
22) You sneak away from your husband/boyfriend to watch videos of him on youtube
23) You compare every guy to David
24) You notice when David gets new clothes/haircut
25) The eye f*** makes you melt
26) The crooked smile makes you melt
27) When he cocks his eyebrows, you melt
28) You wish you lived in Blue Springs, MO
29) You wish you could play guitar
30) You only buy David Cook things that benefit the ACS and/or Adam
31) You cry when he cries
32) You wish you could see him on tour
33) Even if people ignore you, you still talk about him because you like to talk about him
34) He's ruined all other music for you
35) You remember where you were when you first heard "Time of my Life" on the radio
36) You freak out every time you hear it on the radio
37) You wear your David t-shirt at least 2 times a week
38) Even if you're not listening to him you're singing one of his songs under your breath
39) You play your favorite song over and over and over and over again (Innocent cough, cough)
40) You buy or wear anything crossword related
41) Anything and everything reminds you of him (example: my mom said it was raining and I told her it was raining the night David sang "Always be my Baby")
42) You can't eat cookies without smiling, giggling, or making inappropriate jokes
43) You're on D-C.org more than, let's say, 10 times a day.
44) you're up until 2AM every night posting, searching out/playing youtube videos, and now live-streaming the concerts
45) You download/listen to his musical influences such as Collective Soul, Our Lady Peace.....
46) You try to convert friends and family to become Cookies and Word Nerds
47) Every time someone says Cookie you think about David
48) You watch his Leno reruns even though you've seen them in real time and several times on youtube and they still make you more fangirl-y than ever.
49) You go to the store, buy Axe and t-shirts, spray them, and sleep with them
50) Anytime you answer the phone or say Hello to someone you follow it up with "is it me you're looking for"
51) You tell people you have ODCD and they have no idea what you're talking about
52) If you're not going to the concert(that's me *sniffle*), you favorited all the live performances to see what it's like. If you did go, you watch them over and over again reliving memories
53) You know the stories behind the quotes "It's rated AAARRGGHH!!" and "I don't know anybody in this room... and I'm not wearing pants"
That's all I have so far. If anybody has anything else they wanna add, go ahead! As I see them being posted I'll keep adding them. Let's see how long we can make this list and see if people do other obsessive things!
Okay, well first of all I answered yes to 24 out of the 53, does that mean I'm obsessed? I'm not really sure...
There were a few that I was sort of on the fence about: #15, yes I think about him all the time, but it's not in that way, so would that still be a yes? (I put yes, because I thought so); and #29, I know how to play the guitar, but not very well...bah, this is just for fun anyway, right?
Totally love #18, that's so true for me! I actually used to hate crosswords before David because I could never finish any of them and it pissed me off, but now I look forward to the paper everyday just so I can start a new one! Lol.
On #34, I wouldn't say he's 'ruined' all other music for me, but he's definitely changed my perception of it, especially because whenever he covers someone's song he does it better, lol...again.
As for #'s 17, 49, and 51, lmao
Thanks for posting this, I love it!
