My older brother's name is David and he's actually a fan of David Cook, so don't take this story the wrong way.
He was listening to my iPod yesterday afternoon and "Little Sparrow" came on, and my brother sang along, purposely hitting bad notes and was like "I sound just like him, don't I?" when he was done and I told him "No, the only thing you have in common with David Cook is your first name" and he said "And...I cook. Don't forget about that" Then I went:
Then a while later I was in the kitchen with my brother and DC came up again in our conversation and my brother, mockingly, goes "Oh, I'm David Cook and I won American Idol and now I'm able to afford a razor" and I said "A razor? Why does he need a razor?" and he goes "For that scruff of his, he needs to get rid of it" and I told him "What's wrong with scruff?! You have scruff!" and he told me "Yeah, well I'm not David Cook, I'm allowed to have it!" and I said "You don't like him, do you?" and that's when he says "No, he's a cool dude. I wanted him to win, I just like teasing you about him"
