THIS IS HOW I SEE IT FOR THE RESULTS SHOW:
(not guaranteed, but I think this is pretty close... )
1. Ryan will make some GRAND announcement of when David is in the bottom three and then act totally surprised about it, which we all know is an act. (duh!)
2. David will be the SECOND one that they announce to be in the bottom three- just so they can show him in the chair for a bit.
3. Once the bottom three (David, Syesha and Carly) are up there- Ryan will ask David something like: "Do you feel that you deserve to be in the bottom three tonight?" and then OUR DAVID will respond with something like: "Well, I just picked a song that has a tremendous personal meaning to me and I was sending a message out to a very special young lady- last night was not about me, it was about giving her some inspiration and if it landed me here, that's all right since sometimes you just "DO WHATCHA GOTTA DO", ya know? So, I am fine with whatever the outcome is for me tonight."
4. At this point, the camera closes in on Paula, who is in tears when she hears this and Ryan might say: "Paula why are you crying?" and she will say something like: "David- you are so talented and have such an amazing heart, I would hate to see you go, and I think your dedication to performing and to your fans should be applauded." and then Simon will jump in and might say: "And I owe you an apology David, as I said you were being a bit pompous in reaching for the camera when actually you were just sending out a message- I am rarely wrong, but in this case, I was wrong about you and I want to apologize for that- I think you are one of the best in this competition and I cannot believe you are in the bottom three, America got it wrong tonight"
5. Then Ryan might say: "Well Simon that was very big of you to admit that you were wrong- (I am so glad we got that on tape)- and then to David: "David.... America actually got it RIGHT tonight- "YOU ARE SAFE" Please join your other idols over on the sofa."
At this point- ALL of us rush to this site to try to be the first one to post the topic "HE IS SAFE!!"
The (Happy) End
